September 2003 - KLF - mailman.xmission.com

Re: Re: [KLF] Attention: Agent House
by thomas＠klf.de 19 Sep '03

19 Sep '03

Maarten Bouwes <bouwes(a)hotmail.com> schrieb am 19.09.2003, 11:18:50: > "Use your anarchy cookbook" > > Hmmz, I am interested in a copy... http://www.anarchist-cookbook.com/

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Re: getting the facts wrong
by our.webstuff＠verizon.net 19 Sep '03

19 Sep '03

> moore's "crediblility" on anything is no more credible than ann > coultier leave it to a self-proclaimed republikan to get the facts (and names) wrong if you're speaking about the reactionary tale-teller ann coulter, one thing is for certain: no matter if one's on the right, left, middle or OFF the political spectrum, any honest, sane person recognizes michael moore is CONSIDERABLY more credible than ann coulter

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Re: [KLF] Attention: Agent House (OT)
by Simon House 19 Sep '03

19 Sep '03

no problem, mission accepted. You can fuck off if you think i'm paying for a haircut though. >Agent House, > >We have been watching you now for some time. You've been through the hoops, >jumped all the hurdles, and passed every test with flying colours. >Congratulations on your progress thus far. The board have finally reached a >unanimous decision - you are ready for the next step. Here is your mission >from the KLF Mailing List, should you choose to accept: > >1) Pop down the barbers first thing, and get a mohican > >2) Invest in some fine khaki apparel from the army and navy stores > >2) Ingratiate yourself at the nearest crack house, and discreetly negotiate >a suitable weapon. It would be prudent to procure copious amounts of >ammunition at this juncture > >3) If the local taxi firm aren't hiring, no matter. Use your anarchy >cookbook instructions to hotwire and appropriate a cab > >4) Tradition dictates that the cab be yellow - you may spraypaint it so, >but this is optional, and ultimately will not detract from mission >objective. As a saveguard in times of self-doubt, you may find it useful to >have a copy of David Icke's 'The Robots Rebellion' about your person, for >quick and easy consultation > >5) Fuck All The Fucking Fuckers > >It should be self-evident that, regardless of current mission status, the >board will deny any and all involvement in assisting your goal. We will >also strenuously deny all knowledge of the McCartney-double, the associated >frog song, and all hidden meanings therein. All recognition and glory will >come to pass in your own self-knowledge. Good luck. And remember, the >mailing list is counting on you. > > > > > > >-- >__________________________________________________________ >Sign-up for your own personalized E-mail at Mail.com >http://www.mail.com/?sr=signup > >CareerBuilder.com has over 400,000 jobs. Be smarter about your job search >http://corp.mail.com/careers > > >_______________________________________________ >KLF mailing list >KLF(a)mailman.xmission.com >http://mailman.xmission.com/cgi-bin/mailman/listinfo/klf _________________________________________________________________ Tired of 56k? Get a FREE BT Broadband connection http://www.msn.co.uk/specials/btbroadband

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Re: [KLF] Re: gg allin
by Simon House 19 Sep '03

19 Sep '03

i think GG Allin is a bell end but yeah it is entertaining in a sick way. I suppose the same way that makes us wanna watch 'real li'fe films on seriel killers and stuff. I think his greatest acheivement was having the balls to run round naked with such a little cock! > > > >>GG Allin's story is actually really disgusting and intriging at the same >>time, he was a poor drug addict that did some of the most vile things in >>his performances. There is a film about him called "Hated" which is >>a really interesting documentry about his life, but I found also it >>explores the whole point of "image" in music. The DVD also includes a >>video of his final performance and the walk to the place where he bought >>the drugs that killed him. > > >I agree! "hated" is very interesting and worth repeated viewings > > > >_______________________________________________ >KLF mailing list >KLF(a)mailman.xmission.com >http://mailman.xmission.com/cgi-bin/mailman/listinfo/klf _________________________________________________________________ Stay in touch with absent friends - get MSN Messenger http://www.msn.co.uk/messenger

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Re: [KLF] Attention: Agent House
by Maarten Bouwes 19 Sep '03

19 Sep '03

"Use your anarchy cookbook" Hmmz, I am interested in a copy... >From: "Tony Stuart" <habibi(a)inorbit.com> >Reply-To: "All bound for Mu-Mu Land." <klf(a)mailman.xmission.com> >To: klf(a)mailman.xmission.com >Subject: [KLF] Attention: Agent House >Date: Fri, 19 Sep 2003 08:06:10 +0000 > >Agent House, > >We have been watching you now for some time. You've been through the hoops, >jumped all the hurdles, and passed every test with flying colours. >Congratulations on your progress thus far. The board have finally reached a >unanimous decision - you are ready for the next step. Here is your mission >from the KLF Mailing List, should you choose to accept: > >1) Pop down the barbers first thing, and get a mohican > >2) Invest in some fine khaki apparel from the army and navy stores > >2) Ingratiate yourself at the nearest crack house, and discreetly negotiate >a suitable weapon. It would be prudent to procure copious amounts of >ammunition at this juncture > >3) If the local taxi firm aren't hiring, no matter. Use your anarchy >cookbook instructions to hotwire and appropriate a cab > >4) Tradition dictates that the cab be yellow - you may spraypaint it so, >but this is optional, and ultimately will not detract from mission >objective. As a saveguard in times of self-doubt, you may find it useful to >have a copy of David Icke's 'The Robots Rebellion' about your person, for >quick and easy consultation > >5) Fuck All The Fucking Fuckers > >It should be self-evident that, regardless of current mission status, the >board will deny any and all involvement in assisting your goal. We will >also strenuously deny all knowledge of the McCartney-double, the associated >frog song, and all hidden meanings therein. All recognition and glory will >come to pass in your own self-knowledge. Good luck. And remember, the >mailing list is counting on you. > > > > > > >-- >__________________________________________________________ >Sign-up for your own personalized E-mail at Mail.com >http://www.mail.com/?sr=signup > >CareerBuilder.com has over 400,000 jobs. Be smarter about your job search >http://corp.mail.com/careers > > >_______________________________________________ >KLF mailing list >KLF(a)mailman.xmission.com >http://mailman.xmission.com/cgi-bin/mailman/listinfo/klf _________________________________________________________________ MSN Zoeken, voor duidelijke zoekresultaten! http://search.msn.nl

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Attention: Agent House
by Tony Stuart 19 Sep '03

19 Sep '03

Agent House, We have been watching you now for some time. You've been through the hoops, jumped all the hurdles, and passed every test with flying colours. Congratulations on your progress thus far. The board have finally reached a unanimous decision - you are ready for the next step. Here is your mission from the KLF Mailing List, should you choose to accept: 1) Pop down the barbers first thing, and get a mohican 2) Invest in some fine khaki apparel from the army and navy stores 2) Ingratiate yourself at the nearest crack house, and discreetly negotiate a suitable weapon. It would be prudent to procure copious amounts of ammunition at this juncture 3) If the local taxi firm aren't hiring, no matter. Use your anarchy cookbook instructions to hotwire and appropriate a cab 4) Tradition dictates that the cab be yellow - you may spraypaint it so, but this is optional, and ultimately will not detract from mission objective. As a saveguard in times of self-doubt, you may find it useful to have a copy of David Icke's 'The Robots Rebellion' about your person, for quick and easy consultation 5) Fuck All The Fucking Fuckers It should be self-evident that, regardless of current mission status, the board will deny any and all involvement in assisting your goal. We will also strenuously deny all knowledge of the McCartney-double, the associated frog song, and all hidden meanings therein. All recognition and glory will come to pass in your own self-knowledge. Good luck. And remember, the mailing list is counting on you. -- __________________________________________________________ Sign-up for your own personalized E-mail at Mail.com http://www.mail.com/?sr=signup CareerBuilder.com has over 400,000 jobs. Be smarter about your job search http://corp.mail.com/careers

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Re: the folly of analogies
by our.webstuff＠verizon.net 18 Sep '03

18 Sep '03

> I don't want to beat a dead horse, but let's make a small adjustment. > I > want a glass Coke, but you say I can't have it until I try a SHOT of > Sprite. and *I* am the one that gets accused of not being able to back down :) > I like Sprite, I drank 2 gallons of Sprite the day before, but > right now I want a Coke. What makes it worse is that it's a place that > I go to because it sells the best tasting Coke and only Coke. another screwed-up analogy... that can't be right - they don't sell "coke and ONLY coke", because you said yourself they want to serve you sprite oh well! nice try!

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too many emails
by mike s. 18 Sep '03

18 Sep '03

I recently subscribed to you your KLF mailing list, but accidently set it up to send me every thread. I do enjoy the content of the list, but it is filling up my mail box on a regular basis. I am writing to find out how top change it so I do not recieve every posting in my mail box. If you could let me know how to change this, it would be great. Thank You. Mike __________________________________ Do you Yahoo!? Yahoo! SiteBuilder - Free, easy-to-use web site design software http://sitebuilder.yahoo.com

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crown
by gene.c 18 Sep '03

18 Sep '03

i just love the skulls and crossbones on the queens crown.thats such a wicked sense of humour.anyway back to the ot stuff.

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Re: books to check out
by our.webstuff＠verizon.net 18 Sep '03

18 Sep '03

> he's right, there is no 'opinion' or 'i think' about the sham that is > the US election. I cant be arsed to explain why but if you really > wanna know check out michael moore's stupid white men. another great one is al franken's "lies and the lying liars who tell them - a fair and balanced look at the right" moore's book was great at the time, but this book is better for these times

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