More Divas

Hopefully not, although I expect a lot of A&R folks at other labels got memos today saying "Find out if any more sitar players have shapely daughters," or maybe just ordering Britney and Christina and Shakira to go back to brunette and sample some accordions. Ken Waxman writes:

But can't you see some Capitol-EMI honchos sitting around with a blance sheet and saying:

"Who is this Lovano guy and that Moran. They didn't sell shit compared to that Norah broad. Get rid of those $%&^% instrumentalists and sign soem more divas fast."