HOW ESSENTIAL YELLO HAD THE SONGS Dieter and Boris are walking down the road in Switzerland when they happen upon a man dressed in rags. Feeling sorry for the man Dieter reaches into his pocket and gives him some spare change, "Is this for me?" "OH YEAH" Dieter replies. Seeing his generosity Boris looks for some change to which Dieter says "This isn't a RACE Boris" Boris ignores Dieters remark and gives the man all he had and says to Dieter "Looks like you LOST AGAIN Dieter" "How did you guys happen upon me?" The man says, "Were you DRIVE/DRIVEN here?" "No", replied Dieter "We were just walking to the local music store as we had a DESIRE to and we ended up being LOST AGAIN" "It's a good job that you stopped when you did" said the man. "Why?" said boris, "Well if you had of carried on walking just a little farther you would have been in the JUNGLE BILL" "I am Boris and that's Dieter" said Boris "I apologise" said the man. "What is that on the floor?" the man asked. "It's a RUBBERBAND, MAN" said Dieter, "OF COURSE I COULD BE LYING". "I LOVE YOU Boris" "And I you Dieter" "What are you guys doing?" Asked the man. "Well lets just CALL IT LOVE" they said together. "Lets just stop all these VICIOUS GAMES and getting ourselves TIED UP in knots over silly things. "You are right" said Boris, "I certainly love your RHYTHM DIVINE" "And I love your PINBALL CHA CHA" said Dieter. " I wanna go out and buy a new necklace for my wife" said Dieter. "You and your GOLDRUSH es" said Boris. And with that they walked off into the distance, the man was left totally confused, what had just happened to him? Still he had a pocket full of change from the two moustachioed godfathers of funk and he was left wondering just what BOSTICH is?