Hi all! Well, I can't say that a lot of Yello's songs are romantic, but they are almost only about women (exept for in Tied Up where they sing "Take my guys keep up the beat", but I shure that's not that serious as the other texts :-)). I think you know what I mean ("Oh baby give me some more", "I Love You", "I knewer knew how much I loved you", "It's the african queen the hotest lady in town", "My life is in a serious miss, my baby's gone...", "She gave my the wink... (from Blender)" and so on). Usually there is not much sense in Dieter's lyrics, but I find it very interesting to listen to them, really! Especially songs like Beyond Mirrors and Ocean Club. Is there any text in Celcius (I can hear a very distorted voice, but I can't catch the words :-)) Chris I have heard a lot of jokes, but when I try to write them here I can't remember one. At least here is one from the British comedy Black Adder: Percy: When I was young, I was the man with a thousand faces (a very good actor) Black Adder: So why did you choose the ugly one that you have got now?