While I am not one for trendy iNternets acronyms, after following the latest would-have-been-best-kept-to-his-own-bad-self-but-for-your-entertainment-tonight-it's-not stream of conscious thought issued from the desk of the mighty iKamm, one springs quite prominently to mind: ROFLMAO!!! Yeah, gramma! Thanks for the gift, but I ain't payin'! This reminds me of the Olive Garden [a national chain of allegedly Italian-styled restaurants that stain the New Imperial Amerikan map] commercials that infect the television world. The closing tagline of each is, "When you're here, you're family." What, you charge your own family for dinner? It's an iGift! iKamm has spoken, y'all. Toe the line or face his iWrath. --gcr