When all else fails... I borrow a friends old 327 Chevy, loosen the distributor cap and retard the timing until it begins to backfire. Then I retrieve the 12 guage from behind the seat of my truck and rev the engine! ;) For some reason I feel compelled to type "Just kidding" right here. Quoting Dale Hooper <Dale.Hooper@sdl.usu.edu>:

Hi Wayne,

It would probably take care of the birds but it would also require the building of that new observatory that Michael spoke about. <g> So, it would probably get the -wife- veto.

-----Original Message----- From: utah-astronomy-bounces+dale.hooper=sdl.usu.edu@mailman.xmission.com [mailto:utah-astronomy-bounces+dale.hooper=sdl.usu.edu@mailman.xmission. com]On Behalf Of Wayne Sent: Thursday, May 12, 2005 2:14 PM To: 'Utah Astronomy' Subject: RE: [Utah-astronomy] Stinkin' birds (was Scientists BoycottEvolutionHearings)

Would a potato cannon barrage help? Wayne

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