Ok, Joe started this with his message so here's a followup from the U of U. Patrick :-) The Daily Utah Chronicle Email Edition wrote:

Top Story ---------- Whoa! There's a War http://www.dailyutahchronicle.com/news/404636.html&mkey=509903

Headline News -----------------

News =========================

U Student Joins The Lds Church http://www.dailyutahchronicle.com/news/404673.html?&mkey=509903

Writing the Jailbird Manifesto http://www.dailyutahchronicle.com/news/404674.html?&mkey=509903

It's White Heterosexual Male Week http://www.dailyutahchronicle.com/news/404675.html?&mkey=509903

Gun Debaters Gone Wild!!! http://www.dailyutahchronicle.com/news/404676.html?&mkey=509903

Local Student Investigates Corn-in-Poop Phenomenon http://www.dailyutahchronicle.com/news/404679.html?&mkey=509903

Bill Edwards to Take up New Career as Stripper http://www.dailyutahchronicle.com/news/404683.html?&mkey=509903

LDS Leaders Attempt To Increase National Stranglehold, Mormon U Students Follow Suit http://www.dailyutahchronicle.com/news/404688.html?&mkey=509903

REPORT: HAVING BREASTS CAUSES BREAST CANCER http://www.dailyutahchronicle.com/news/404696.html?&mkey=509903

Security Guards Sick of Media Not Recognizing Their Authorité http://www.dailyutahchronicle.com/news/404700.html?&mkey=509903

Student Volunteers Help Local Seniors With Life's Little Problems, Pickle Jars http://www.dailyutahchronicle.com/news/404701.html?&mkey=509903

Jared Whitley Deflowering Rumors Abound http://www.dailyutahchronicle.com/news/404704.html?&mkey=509903

Playboy Announces "The Women of Iraq" http://www.dailyutahchronicle.com/news/404705.html?&mkey=509903

Drunken Frat Boy Drives Country into Ditch http://www.dailyutahchronicle.com/news/404707.html?&mkey=509903

Cell Phone Battle Rages On http://www.dailyutahchronicle.com/news/404712.html?&mkey=509903

Vegas Odds Favor U.S. By 43,000 and a Half http://www.dailyutahchronicle.com/news/404714.html?&mkey=509903

BEER CAUSES SEX CHANGE http://www.dailyutahchronicle.com/news/404715.html?&mkey=509903

Start Saving Water-Pleeeeeeeeeeeease! http://www.dailyutahchronicle.com/news/404724.html?&mkey=509903

Opinion =========================

The Chronic View: Why We Don't Suck http://www.dailyutahchronicle.com/news/404716.html?&mkey=509903

students who think they know as much as we do: Lord of Hell Responds To Islamic Extremists http://www.dailyutahchronicle.com/news/404719.html?&mkey=509903

students who think they know as much as we do: I'm a Smart Engineer http://www.dailyutahchronicle.com/news/404720.html?&mkey=509903

Dear President Bush: Thanks, Man http://www.dailyutahchronicle.com/news/404721.html?&mkey=509903

students who think they know as much as we do: Where Are The TV Gay People? http://www.dailyutahchronicle.com/news/404729.html?&mkey=509903

Feature =========================

Women: Domesticated Housepets or Potential Male Threats? http://www.dailyutahchronicle.com/news/404695.html?&mkey=509903

Feature Photo: Beam this! http://www.dailyutahchronicle.com/news/404709.html?&mkey=509903

Feature Photo: Is This Sexy? http://www.dailyutahchronicle.com/news/404730.html?&mkey=509903

PRO: Will You Marry Me? http://www.dailyutahchronicle.com/news/404726.html?&mkey=509903

Con: Will You Marry Me? http://www.dailyutahchronicle.com/news/404727.html?&mkey=509903

Sports =========================

Meyer's Facility Infiltrated by Evil Cougars http://www.dailyutahchronicle.com/news/404733.html?&mkey=509903

Majerus Cans Team, Suits Up http://www.dailyutahchronicle.com/news/404734.html?&mkey=509903

LeBron Ditches NBA, Says He Will Play for U http://www.dailyutahchronicle.com/news/404735.html?&mkey=509903

Gymnast Eberle Is Intimidating, Boyfriend Says http://www.dailyutahchronicle.com/news/404736.html?&mkey=509903

Martha Burk Protests All-Male Toilets http://www.dailyutahchronicle.com/news/404737.html?&mkey=509903

Awesome Baby! Dukies Will Win It All! http://www.dailyutahchronicle.com/news/404738.html?&mkey=509903

Chronic Sellout Kudiya First to Jump on Marquette Bandwagon http://www.dailyutahchronicle.com/news/404740.html?&mkey=509903

Jackson Waiting for Right Moment To Unveil Famous 'Shuffle' in SLC http://www.dailyutahchronicle.com/news/404742.html?&mkey=509903

Balls: Coach Employs Boot-Like Camp http://www.dailyutahchronicle.com/news/404732.html?&mkey=509903

World Report =========================

Hey! Y'all Gather 'Round for Science Round Up yee-haw! http://www.dailyutahchronicle.com/news/404646.html?&mkey=509903

Junk Food Riot Tears Apart Streets of Iraq http://www.dailyutahchronicle.com/news/404649.html?&mkey=509903

Opium Poppies Adorn Afghan Countryside http://www.dailyutahchronicle.com/news/404650.html?&mkey=509903

Rap Group Story http://www.dailyutahchronicle.com/news/404654.html?&mkey=509903

Iran Scared http://www.dailyutahchronicle.com/news/404661.html?&mkey=509903

Elmo Makes 'America's Bravest' http://www.dailyutahchronicle.com/news/404667.html?&mkey=509903

Blockbuster VS Bunker Busters In Iraq http://www.dailyutahchronicle.com/news/404672.html?&mkey=509903