This just showed up in my in box. It refers to what we'll be seeing Christmas night. Enjoy! Patrick Christmas Sunset The presents are opened, the stockings askew. Two pounds of tofu are inside of you. Your eyelids are drooping. The Sun's going down. Christmas is over. But wait... what's that sound? The neighbors. They're shouting, "Look out to the west!" So outside you dash, along with the rest. The sky is as pink as is Santa's' nose. And right in the middle--two UFOs! Could it be an invasion by creatures from space? By now you're awake. Your heart starts to race. Run back to the house and pick up the phone. "Oh please help us please! They're coming," you moan. The voice on the line says, "Please, just relax." "There's nothing to fear. And here are the facts." "Those spaceships you see aren't spaceships, no, no." "Astronomers say it's a harmless light show." "One is called Venus, as bright as can be." "The other's the moon. So now do you see?" "Please tell your neighbors it's fine and all right." "Merry Christmas to all. And to all a good night."