Darth Vader: "Obi Wan never told you what happened to your father." Luke: "He told me enough! He told me you killed him!" Darth Vader: "No! I am your father!" Luke: "No, it's not true! It's impossible." Darth Vader: "Search your feelings; you know it to be true." Luke: "NO!" Darth Vader: "Yes, it is true and you know what else? You know that brass droid of yours?" Luke: "Threepio?" Darth Vader: "Yes, Threepio, I built him when I was seven years old." Luke: "No." Darth Vader: "Seven years old! And what have you done? Look at yourself, no hand, no job, and couldn't even levitate your own ship out of the swamp." Luke: "I destroyed your precious Death Star!" Darth Vader: "When you were 20! When I was 10, I single-handedly destroyed a Trade Federation Droid Control ship!" Luke: "Well, it's not my fault." Darth Vader: "Oh, here we go. 'Poor me, my father never gave me what I wanted for my birthday, boo hoo, my daddy's the Dark Lord of the Sith .. waahhh wahhh!'" Luke: "Shut up." Darth Vader: "You're a slacker! By the time I was your age, I had exterminated the Jedi knights!" Luke: "I used to race my T-16 through Beggar's Canyon!" Darth Vader: "Oh, for the love of the Emperor, 10 years old, winner of the Boonta Eve Open. Only human to ever fly a Pod Racer, right here baby! Luke looks down the shaft. Takes a step toward it. Darth Vader: "I was wrong. You're not my kid. I don't know whose you are, but you sure ain't mine." Luke takes a step off the platform, hesitates, then plunges down the shaft. Darth Vader looks after him. Darth Vader: "And get a haircut!"