I got my first Nagler when I got married. (ba-dum-bum) Daisy BB guns: The Original "Dark Sky" association. New "Deja-Vue" eyepieces: You get the feeling you've seen this object before. *Definitions:* Mirror Cell: Where they lock-up criminal opticians Secondary: Number two milking barn Achromat: A large pad used for tumbling practice Setting circles: A place for reclining, with everyone facing each other Messier marathon: A 26-mile foot race for slobs Barn-door drive: A road tour of picturesque cattle shed gates Drive corrector: Old fashioned term for GPS unit Focal plane: Chartered flight to an optical convention Parallelogram: Two telegrams sent simultaneously Diffraction spikes: Cleated shoes worn when working with fractions Lunar limb: That tree branch that's always in your way just when you want to look at the moon. Pole star: What you see when you bump into a fence post in the dark