16 Aug
2011
16 Aug
'11
10:23 a.m.
Ok, these are the last ones...for a while... Inverter - What you do when you find a female observer upside-down. Gregorian reflector - A mirror used by monks. Accretion disk - A frisbee for idiots. Dark energy - What you get when you turn on a black light. Dark matter - The outside of an Oreo. Black hole - Where the money you spend on astronomy goes. Trojan points - The corners of a condom wrapper. Transit of Venus - A beautiful young woman on a TRAX train. Opposition - When your wife says "you're not going" to the star party.