25 Aug
2005
25 Aug
'05
1:02 a.m.
Michael Carnes wrote:
Boy oh boy, do you need to get out more...
Quoting Patrick Wiggins <paw@trilobyte.net>:
Agreed. Any volunteers? :-)
Looks like it's time to pull out all the stops to get you a date. Here goes... Go stand in the produce aisle at Reams say about 6:30 p.m. on any given Tuesday, and act like you don't know what you are doing. Try to refrain from handling the melons. When an eligible old lady walks by, stick out your foot and trip her. Try to position yourself so that you are the first thing she sees when she comes to. If she doesn't recoil in horror or swing at you, she is probably still a little dazed and confused. This is the precise moment you should ask her out. Try to appear compassionate... ;)