Re: [Utah-astronomy] Real fodder for the list

One day God went to Adam and asked, "why are you so sad"?. Adam said "Lord, I'm lonely, I am tired of looking at all you've created by myself". God said to Adam "Fear not! I am making a companion for you. She will be the most beautiful thing you ever layed eyes on. She will cook for you, she will clean for you, she will take care of your every need.". "Good Lord", said Adam. "What will a woman such as this cost"? The Lord says, "she will cost an arm and a leg". Adam say's to the Lord, "what can I get for a rib???" Okay, RELAX!... Just kidding! ;)