9 Aug
2006
9 Aug
'06
11:03 a.m.
Jeez Rich. Cut back on the garlic...
I started feeling all tingly, and my clothes started to tear, and hair began to sprout everywhere, and then Kate Beckinsale, dressed in tight black leather, was standing over me, her gun loaded with silver-nitrate bullets, her eyes glowing blue, and... then I woke up!