Based on the original ideas of the fine folks who bring you such classics as Rent-a-wife, Rent-some-kids, Rent-a-urine-sample, Rent-a-life etc., and, for those who have more money than sense, there's now a service offered to the public called "Rent-a-scope" which can be found at <http://www.arnierosner.com/> Out of curiosity I took a look at the site, and while it appears to be very well thought out and really good, it lacks the personal attention and service MY special holiday rental plan offers. So, for those out there who cannot afford to rent the premier telescope set up at the above site, and as a special holiday service to those in the lower 6 figure income bracket, which would be those of us who include the decimal point and both numbers to the right of it as part of the 6 figures, I am offering my very own holiday season special. SEASON SPECIAL: For a little over $1O.00 per hour, I will stand in my back yard with a 12" Dobsonian and an old 110 format "square shooter II", and then while communicating with you using state-of-the-art cell phone technology, I will push or slew the telescope to any part of the sky you choose, and I will then take images of me looking at the object. Then, within 24 hours, I will provide you with a type written and spell checked email account of what I seen. These very detailed image descriptions will then remain on my server for 30 days or until xmission deletes them from my trash folder. As an additional service, and, for an extra $5 bucks, I will show you that star someone thoughtfully named after you. Soooo, if you or your family members are interested, please take a number, the line forms to the rear. Thank you... ;)