11 Aug
2013
11 Aug
'13
10:18 p.m.
Gentlemen, gentlemen, Clearly you need a disinterested party to adjudicate this dispute. I am happy to volunteer to help you out in this way. I would propose a multi-session sitting with different meats: steak, ribs, chicken, and one alternative item chosen by each of the parties in the dispute. I would not require you to come to me--I'm happy to travel as necessary. I'm sure my wife would be glad to help and since two people's votes could be different, my adult daughter could join to complete a three-judge panel. We'll be happy to post results (including photographs of the samples or other types of evidence deemed appropriate). Feel free to contact me off the list to make arrangements. And may the best grill-meister win. John