A few more: Meteor - When Ziggy gets extra sausage at Advanced Training. Elliptical Galaxy - When women combine exercise on a stationary machine with a laxative. Radio noise - When the observer next to you plays loud country-and-western music all night. Supernova - The annual full-color, fold-out edition of the club newsletter. Dwarf star - A midget entertainer. Dark companion - A GF who accompanies you to a star party, but just scowls the entire time. Rack-and-pinion - Encountering a female nudist in your observing site in a pine clearing. Dew heater - Accidentally leaving your Mt. Dew in the trunk during the afternoon drive to the Wedge. Bluetooth app - Discovering that the pen you had in your mouth between jotting-down notes has leaked. Registax - A pile of monarchs. Polishing pitch - Practicing one's proposal to the club board of direrctors.