I wanna play: Lagrange Point: Standing outside that nice place in Texas. Mercury Seven: The group of kids in the back of Mom's station wagon. Hubble: That feeling you get when a pretty lady walks by. Equatorial: The opinion page in a Quito newspaper. Right Ascension: John Boehner waking up. Black Hole: My room when I was 15. Julian date: 4-8-1963. Dan On Aug 16, 2011, at 10:23 AM, Chuck Hards wrote:
Ok, these are the last ones...for a while...
Inverter - What you do when you find a female observer upside-down.
Gregorian reflector - A mirror used by monks.
Accretion disk - A frisbee for idiots.
Dark energy - What you get when you turn on a black light.
Dark matter - The outside of an Oreo.
Black hole - Where the money you spend on astronomy goes.
Trojan points - The corners of a condom wrapper.
Transit of Venus - A beautiful young woman on a TRAX train.
Opposition - When your wife says "you're not going" to the star party.
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