My boss finally told me "You WILL carry a company phone" and dammit, it's a smart phone. I've been reading Utah-astro posts on it today. As soon as I figure out how to use the darn thing, I may actually post from it, lol. So, Chuck has entered the broader world of tech, against his will, but at least at no cost to him. And WTH is "Angry Birds", anyway? I don't have a good feeling about this. It runs contrary to my goal of being off-line completely after retirement but well before death. And the fact that I got the thing on the day of Steve Job's death seems like a harbinger of doom. How can a proper curmudgeon carry a smart phone and still have any self-respect? I'm an analog man living in a digital world. Harrumph, harrumph I say. ;-)