Message: 4 Date: Mon, 22 Mar 2004 17:36:18 -0600 From: "Matt Schleffer" <hydrallus@hotmail.com> Subject: [Orb] OT Smacky the frog

In England Smoky the Bear is not the forest fire prevention representative. They have Smacky the Frog.

What the fuck does a frog know or care about forests? They live in the water. Maybe it's a toad? Either way, they usually survive forest fires, the frog by living in the fucking water and a toad by burrowing into the fucking ground. What good is a frog on heroin going to do anyone anyway? They've barely got a brain and how they find a vein I'll never know. Around here they grow extra legs and eyes and stuff. Around here being this polluted disaster known as the U.S. I betcha if a five legged frog with three eyes came jumping towards you talking about forest fires you'd get the fuck out of there in a hurry. If a big, fuzzy bear wearing a hat came walking toward you talking about forest fires you'd stand there gaping until he ate your sorry ass. Serves you right you stupid hippy.

I will stop sending shit when someone else talks on here.. god I feel like alan evil.

You wish, matey. I'm big in Russia, you know. Let me know when your posts get plagiarized in Stalingrad (or whatever it's called now) and we'll go drink vodka until one of us (probably you) passes out in his own vomit (probably to be followed shortly by me or you in the unlikely event you win). Later on I'll screw your girlfriend while you puke in the sink. Deal? Deal. Why hasn't anyone sued me over my illicit cover of LFC yet? No cease and desist order or anything. They'll arrest a little 12 year old black girl with bad taste living in the projects and sharing shit popular singles but here I am "distributing" a cover of a classic song without permission that... Thrash... [wait...] still is owed.... [frowns at dust on the table top, then glances around the room as if distracted] What? Oh. -- Hey! Look over there! [clubs the living shit out of you for no good reason whatsoever]. Any opinions on this illicit copy of B&T that's floating around? I'm barely home enough to shit and take a shower the last few weeks so I haven't had time to look for it. Tongue kisses all around. Long, hard ones with my hand clutching your crotch. Yeah. Your crotch. My hand. Clutching. ____________________ www.psychicreform.com ____________________ Rich Folks and Huge Corporations care about YOU!