This is just too much fun!!

OK, about time someone piped up from Blighty and put things right around here...

my hero....

any 'pubs' in the US that do over 300 different beers including ales, pilsner, stouts (what do you mean, 'what the F is stout'), cider, larger, bitter, perry, mild, heavy, oompha-lumpha stick it up your jacksy. Not to

What's a perry? Has anyone been to Jack's in San Francisco? They have a very large selection of beers on tap...200 or 250? Last time I was there, a small group of English tourists were embidding. And what beer did they order....fucking Budweiser...everytime...out of a whole wall of beer they chose the schwilliest beer of them all! And they played the worst songs in the jukebox. Uggh....culture my ass.

place and the marvellous little Tapas place right next door. You guys wouldn't know culture if it jumped out a petri dish at you. Go look up Tapas as well.

Everytime I suggest going to a tapas place, everyone thinks I'm saying "topless" and we all have a good laugh. We just go to Mc Donalds and eat obsecne portions sizes of everything on the menu instead.....then we sit on the couch and watch tv for hours...lots of great shows on....American (Pop) Idol, Who Wants to be A Millionaire, Coupling all the best! Culture my ass. -matt _________________________________________________________________ Wonder if the latest virus has gotten to your computer? Find out. Run the FREE McAfee online computer scan! http://clinic.mcafee.com/clinic/ibuy/campaign.asp?cid=3963