Today's question comes from Geoffery K. from Vellejo, CA (who is definately not working for Sony Online) Dear Aunty, I and my current boyfriend (who I met on Everquest, He an elf halfling, I a human wizard) are both homosexual. The best party about being gay is that we get to see alot of plays. One of our favorites is "Oliver Twist" by Robert Frost and seeing as how you are British, you might assist me in understanding his fetish. You see, it began innocently enough... a tickle here... a lashing there... but soon it became a full fledged fantasy. He wants me to be the emacieted orphan and him the Daddy Warbucks. Now our lovemaking has escelated to him stuffing oily rags soaked w/mineral spirits up my ass and igniting them during climax. I tried to tell him this wasnt in Oliver Twist ( I think it was Camelot or Oklahoma Annie Oakley? who knows). I need your advice on whether or not I should leave him. I am under a lot of stress (some asshole called my mom over a billing dispute, can you believe that prick?). Me and Heriberto (thats him) had a terrible argument over fermented honey vs beechwood aged hops in a barley wine. Its all a big mess. I just got a UF OFF T though, and its sweet. Thanks Rachel!! _________________________________________________________________ Dont worry if your Inbox will max out while you are enjoying the holidays. Get MSN Extra Storage! http://join.msn.com/?PAGE=features/es