I have a swedish girl I know Who calls me her tr011 I feel so happy when she calls me her tr011 Because I like the sound of it I amused myself with the thought That I can call her my swedish princess in bed And she calls me her tr011 And that its pretty unusual But she assured me that in other places in the world There must be people that call each other tr011s Shes a funny girl is our anna But she likes lots of sex which I like about her In fact she has an appetite second only to mine I managed to get her to say no once quite proud of thatahem When I was a young lad, long long time ago this We went to a female musicians house me and me mate stayed on her floor After about half an hour I got up , let myself into her room and climbed into her bed.. As I got in she said , ohhh so you want a little fucky uhhh And I replied to the affirmative as is customary when you are addicted to sex She said , oh I got a boyfriend, sorry fuckoff.... I think I got out and slept on the floor this moment of pain in my memory is blurred to protect me I mean this is cutting a long story short I probably begged her for half an hour Promised her trips to exclusive places in her own jet etc.. A week later she gave me a tape she wanted me to work on It said on it , to nice bloated beast - kris weston... It was kind of badly written , I mean the handwriting was almost illegible It took me a while to see and believe that she put bloated beast But once I did, I had this spine tingling cringe sort of feeling And then I thought Well I would do it all again :-) Just listening to the tape beatles public works its probably worth commenting more on what was not sampled from their album Not public works by the way if you wanna know... I do not fuck animals I just want to say that