September 2003 - Orb - mailman.xmission.com

new orb remix
by Audiopimp . 27 Oct '03

27 Oct '03

Just found Mika Nakashima- Find the Way (Jamaals Manatee Mix by The Orb) http://www.hmv.co.jp/product/detail.asp?sku=1970486 _________________________________________________________________ Express yourself with MSN Messenger 6.0 -- download now! http://www.msnmessenger-download.com/tracking/reach_general

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Prenup
by Highest Shamen Denominator 02 Oct '03

02 Oct '03

although any man who doesn't know that The Globe is actually by Big >Audio Dynamite clearly isn't the one for me, right? Here here! I thought maybe that was some obscure PWEI track or something (not too familiar w/their non-Orb-remixes stuff), but I was thinking "isn't that Big Audio Dynamite!?" Evidence that I'm not crazy :-) (or that I am, depends on how you look @ it) _jason_ OK OK So She got me on a technicallity, thats why we broke up. I mean the prenup idea got shot down by her (goldigger perhaps?). But thats why we were moving to Arizona (LX's baby's middle name) & the only TRUE community property state.. You get half my money Rach and half my debts too. ha ha sucker also PWEI & BAD both terrible Chumbawumba-ish freaks, its like John Tesh & Yanni.... _________________________________________________________________ Add MSN 8 Internet Software to your existing Internet access and enjoy patented spam protection and more. Sign up now! http://join.msn.com/?page=dept/byoa

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self promotion action
by Highest Shamen Denominator 30 Sep '03

30 Sep '03

What happened to the gay muppet bar side project? Sounded like a John Waters/Peter Jackson collaboration like "Meet The Feeble Pecker." You are all to damn quiet to day, I need consolation... stress I went to Thrash's posts at justablip and was hilarious... that aunty picture inspiring.. (i hope you arent really that ugly, that chin is so pronounced?) Was funny cuz he averages 2.6 posts a day. One kid named Shady something started a thread w/0 responses (i know the feeling). was entitled Clint Eastwood was like "Hey, how fucking cool is that Clint Eastwood?" and no answers... poor bastard LOL I want to get that big black dilly as my picture on there bored, fagged & shagged matt _________________________________________________________________ Add MSN 8 Internet Software to your existing Internet access and enjoy patented spam protection and more. Sign up now! http://join.msn.com/?page=dept/byoa

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Pole and other SHAMEFUL SELF PROMOTION...
by eric marden 30 Sep '03

30 Sep '03

Anyone on the list besides my boy Joe Hannah, that lives near Central FL? Pole is coming to Orlando on Friday. Also here is what's going on Thursday night... I'll be dj-ing, so if any listees can make it let me know! (I'm .xenlab below). ---- This week, Thursday Oct 2nd @ PUSH we have: ------------------------- R_Garcia (Nophi.net) ------------------------- Randy discovered at an early age that if you're in a band, it's easier to get women, especially if you can make them DANCE. Randy cruises the area between melody and noise, walks the line between alienation and joy, and finally gets all the bitches in one room and makes them dance. Find out more here: http://www.nophi.net/rg/ ------------------------- Kudante ------------------------- A recent transplant from Chicago, Kudante buzzes between the lines of squarepusher and ltj bukem, with what could be called Atmospheric IDM? But fuck labels and genres, and get your ass out to support this musician. Check out some tracks and other info here: http://www.kudante.com/ ------------------------- Moxie ------------------------- Quietly working on the fringe of the "intelligent-electro-dance" scene affords you the ability to work a 1/2 hour of music into a refined flurry of retro-meets-nu-skool breaks and beats. This is just what our man Moxie has done, with energy and determination I might add. ------------------------- .xenlab ------------------------- Come See xenlab play before the RIAA takes him to jail! Relying on 80gbs of MP3s in which to dice and splice -> hip-hop, downtempo, glitch, ghetto-funk, and much, much more -> is a risky business... What orbscure files will be pulled into a mix that can only be called "multiple personalities having a conversation with themselves"? Come and find out. Non-Linear and 100% digital. This is not your mother's dj, but he probably downloaded her hard drive! Learn more -> http://xenlab.com/ ------------------------- WHAT IS PUSH? ------------------------- A collective of artists, musicians and geeks furthering the electronic and experimental art scene in Orlando and beyond. PUSH curates live shows every Thursday Night at the AKA Lounge, and other random special events, both public and private. Some Info Can Be Found Here -> http://pushme.org/ ------------------------- WHERE IS THE AKA Lounge? ------------------------- Upstairs at the Corner of Pine & Magnolia. Look for the red door, and the freaks on the floor. It's between Pine Street Grill and The Mark. .xoxo, .eric (xenlab)

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RE: [Orb] silence is golden showers
by David Dawson 30 Sep '03

30 Sep '03

After moving to dc and being away from "The List" for about 1 month, wanted to let ya know that I am back to lurking. Appears I haven't missed a lot. Thrash still making ppl laugh? Love, Dawson -----Original Message----- From: Matt Stiffler Schieffer [mailto:hydrallus@hotmail.com] Sent: Tuesday, September 30, 2003 3:21 PM To: orb(a)mailman.xmission.com Subject: [Orb] silence is golden showers oh come on? wtf is wrong w/you ppl or is it a techy thing. I'm not a technophile, more of a fecalphile. I was laughing so hard when Thrash yelled at some1 "you prob don't even know what soulseek is" and it was a joke and the guy got mad back. what makes it especially funny is I don't know. How do I work on holding hands through cyberspace etc etc and sharin w/yal. I tried that damn KLF FTP 5 yrs ago but it never worked. also Kristian? if you listen to Pomme Fritz for example, is that audible masturbation? why is it so damn quiet, I am only one talking? Matt _________________________________________________________________ Instant message during games with MSN Messenger 6.0. Download it now FREE! http://msnmessenger-download.com _______________________________________________ Orb mailing list Orb(a)mailman.xmission.com http://mailman.xmission.com/cgi-bin/mailman/listinfo/orb

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silence is golden showers
by Matt Stiffler Schieffer 30 Sep '03

30 Sep '03

oh come on? wtf is wrong w/you ppl or is it a techy thing. I'm not a technophile, more of a fecalphile. I was laughing so hard when Thrash yelled at some1 "you prob don't even know what soulseek is" and it was a joke and the guy got mad back. what makes it especially funny is I don't know. How do I work on holding hands through cyberspace etc etc and sharin w/yal. I tried that damn KLF FTP 5 yrs ago but it never worked. also Kristian? if you listen to Pomme Fritz for example, is that audible masturbation? why is it so damn quiet, I am only one talking? Matt _________________________________________________________________ Instant message during games with MSN Messenger 6.0. Download it now FREE! http://msnmessenger-download.com

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re: Rachel
by Alan 30 Sep '03

30 Sep '03

Rachel hates me. I think it's because I have so little chest hair and "too many muscles." It might be "size fear" but the restraining order keeps me from asking. www.psychicreform.com Change your mind. "I'm the commander--see, I don't need to explain--I do not need to explain why I say things. That's the interesting thing about being the president. Maybe somebody needs to explain to me why they say something, but I don't feel like I owe anybody an explanation." -- George Bush

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RE: [Orb] OK, who sent me the big black dildo
by Highest Shamen Denominator 30 Sep '03

30 Sep '03

>From: "aunty" <thrash(a)justablip.co.uk> >Subject: RE: [Orb] OK, who sent me the big black dildo >Date: Tue, 30 Sep 2003 10:35:24 +0100 > >Nobodies going to I find out who it is.... >Aren't there bits of fluff on there ??? >Has that been used ?? >Who had a big enough orifice for that I wonder?? >Yes, I'll fill you in on gay sex later... >Bend over and ill fill you in heheh >ahem I poured over the archives and found this snippet... hmmmmm TEDDY RUKSPIN cynicam at hotmail.com Sat Sep 27 10:52:47 MDT 2003 >From: "aunty" <thrash at justablip.co.uk> >Mr rukspin is so funny >Hes great.. >That's not the thought though >-- > > )) > (( > c[_] bLiP > > www.justablip.co.uk It will be the bad thought cuz I just got the cheap digital camera/phone P.O.S. and an attachmnt w/Mr Lumpy, the afformentioned double-dong, givin Rich James the dickin he finally deserves. entitled "one lump or two" oh and you see the words Mr Lumpy worn off... thats from normal everyday usage, he was only involved in a sexual encounter once... and that was an accident. I'm not a friggin sicko bOB (thats not fuzzy's that's white out letters stating "Mr Lumpy" lol Matt/ted/hydrallus/chief/paco/stiffler/freshman/bOB/newguy _________________________________________________________________

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Rachel Fantasy Sequence (for me or her?)
by TEDDY RUKSPIN 30 Sep '03

30 Sep '03

So Rachel, Thats your discog? Wow, beauty and knowledge.. hmmmm Are you single? If you can get past my man tits I'd make a great mate. When you were goin to London and said you were gonna unsubscribe cuz of the "noisy chatter" on here I thought you were kinda bitchy... but turns out you are a cool (attractive? me thinks) orbette. We can get married in the church of the KLF w/ Deacon Weston presiding over the ceremony. The Justified Ancients of Mu Mu our best men... The bridesmaids decked out in Cydonia Pyramid headress... Youth and Fehlman ..ushers. I've hired the sheep from KLF chillout and the Seal from Cydonia to line up as we make our grand entrance, lined w/ orb shaped bird feeders (gotta please the PETA folks, plus it'll attract some pigeons, ( I can't afford white doves). Alex is on spliff detail... and maybe he can make his green ginger gelato. See if we can get Kruder & Dorfmeister to make their famous, G-Stoned Caesar salad. A System 7 Tiered cake. It will be a decadent affair, you are all invited (RSVP to orb(a)mailman.xmission.com) Hell we'll even throw the tits on the yahoo list... allowing them to bartend (some1 is gonna hafta show them how to tap the Icehouse kegs). Hughes gets too drunk to be allowed to the wedding. So everything is set, every detail attended too. Except "our song." What's that you say Rachel? You want it to be PWEI "The Globe?" 1st of all its a lil homo-erotic (not that there's anything wrong w/that, hell lets have Thrash teach us how to incorperate gay sex into our lovemaking), but that song tops out at over 10 min, i can't dance that long. Save it for the dollar dance sweetie. Sides' I always was impartial to Lisa Stanfield "Time To Make You Mine," which is relevent. Look Rachel, I don't think this is gonna work out. I'm sorry to tell you in a public forum like this... but It just doesnt seem right. Its not me... its you... wait I mean other way around. Anyway, the courtship was tedious, seeing as how you are in San Fran and I'm in Wisconsin. Don't worry, We can share custody of Mr Lumpy. And we still can be friends can't we Rachel? Matt _________________________________________________________________ Instant message during games with MSN Messenger 6.0. Download it now FREE! http://msnmessenger-download.com

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[Orb] Kraut Rock/ Can/ Ash Ra Tempel/ Up late downloading and fuckin angry stateside
by Highest Shamen Denominator 30 Sep '03

30 Sep '03

Minneapolis, whilst no longer the cocaine/ disco hotbead of the past, does occasionally have its moments of glory. I noticed that some1 referenced MST3k, conceived and filmed in our own Energy Park by a young Joel Hodgson (hadta get the rabit ears for that). Also some good local shite I have been trying to not download and get into (Haley Bonar, Wookie Foot, Greezy Meal). The last of which, Greezy Meal, broke up right b4 I turned 21. They are a funk/soul outfit featuring Tommy Barbarella from Prince's old New Pow Gen band. (you may have heard of Prince, at least from Wendy and Lisa Orb mix (which i sorta like, sometimes) he wrkd w/them once (and you may know him from the Dire Straits cencored "money for nothing mix"). Anyhow they reformed and we went to kech em' at a local club back in like May. I'll be goddammed if Prince didnt show up and was seen rockin & dancin above the stairs I was manning. That short little faggot w/the earing and the make-up ran right by, so close I could smell the herecy and patchouli. Apparently its no biggy for hardcore locals. It would be like Elton John showing up in a pub in full regale flogging a stable boy for ya'll. So this Sound Unseen thing is going on this week (rare films about music) featuring Tron re-visited <you likes or no? I missed it on Fri :( > I think they rework the score live to the film or somethin. Tonite, starting about 45 minutes ago was Can: The documentary. Now all I know about Can is the Hallelua Orb mix I once heard on the old TheOrb.com site. Isnt it like hitler esque rants and shit? I dunno much about Kraut-rock, but allmusic.com cross-recommended this Ash Ra Tempel from Plaid?, which looks interesting, havent heard any of it (two 20 min songs, like Discreet Music). Should I have gone? I know there's like Shit n' Shinola, Rava Shankar, also... I'm intrigued by the Mutiny: The Japanese Invasion of British music. I dislike punk but love the lore and books so 'Iggy Pop Live from the A Avenue B' or 'Hey Is Dee Dee Home' look interesing. Please check this shit out and recommend anything you can. It runs through sunday, some reruns, but NO FUCKING TRON! http://www.soundunseen.com/2003/index2.htm Now Playing: Your fucking Vsnares "Doormouse" .... gonna clip out my cheap rockford punch 250. On Next DMX Krew "Honey" I will carve Kris Weston on my fleshy-fun-bridge w/a sprinkler key b4 I ever fucking have this up next, goddam I am gonna jack off and yell "MOM" real loud and see how quick I can finish you... BOLLOCKS I am seriously mad you recommended it... Mika Nakashima, you fucking poof, may as well dumped Cheryy7up in my bong... and I love anime too. but holy, fuck a deaf girl, hell man? song "will" gey Matt Mantastic p.s. hey rachel, i miss ya girl... I'm in love girl _________________________________________________________________ Instant message during games with MSN Messenger 6.0. Download it now FREE! http://msnmessenger-download.com

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