Spoiler time. rwg> Puzzle: Why does this absolutely dry and crispy snack I am munching list water as an ingredient? APG>Being edible, I imagine that it is composed of biological cells (plant? animal? fungus?), and the cytoplasm is full of water.<Adam No, these things are seriously sere, unpleasantly chewy a few hours after unsealing the package. --rwg Carr's Table Water Crackers would be a good try, but the answer is Japanese rice crackers, which are made with soy sauce, whose main ingredient, water, is dutifully listed, though totally absent. Homeopathy in reverse: instead of the water remembering, the crackers remember the water. Are there other listings of manifestly absent ingredients? "Read the label and set a healthy table." Your tax dollars at work. --rwg