If nothing else, that log formula is a giveaway of dissociated press (dp++ = SCIgen). Hilarie
Date: Wed, 10 Dec 2014 15:12:30 -0800 From: Henry Baker <hbaker1@pipeline.com> Subject: [math-fun] Peer2peer-reviewed papers
FYI -- Maggie Simpson takes time out from her busy TV schedule to write a scientific paper.
Perhaps she should have chosen Ibm Watson as a co-author?
Some of the references are pretty amusing.
Aperito Journal of Nanoscience Technology
Received: Sep 16, 2014 Accepted: Oct 10, 2014 Published: Oct 14, 2014
Fuzzy, Homogeneous Configurations
Margaret Simpson, Kim Jong Fun and Edna Krabappel Department of Electrical and Computer Engineering, Belford University, USA
Abstract
The Ethernet must work. In this paper, we confirm the improvement of e-commerce. WEKAU, our new methodology for forward-error correction, is the solution to all of these challenges.
Introduction
Unified perfect symmetries have led to many unproven advances, including Markov models and write-ahead logging. While prior solutions to this quagmire are excellent, none have taken the real-time method we propose in this work. On a similar note, this is a direct result of the evaluation of replication. Obviously, Internet QoS and reliable information are rarely at odds with the deployment of journaling file systems.
We disprove that the Internet [1], [1] and the UNIVAC computer can agree to address this issue. Indeed, Lamport clocks and 802.11 mesh networks have a long history of connecting in this manner. The usual methods for the study of spreadsheets do not apply in this area. Along these same lines, the shortcoming of this type of solution, however, is that massive multiplayer online role-playing games [2], [3] and lambda calculus can cooperate to solve this quandary. ...
Our design avoids this overhead. Davis et al. [13] developed a similar heuristic, on the other hand we disproved that WEKAU runs in O (log log log log N !) time [10, 8, 14-18]. Although this work was published before ours, we came up with the approach first but could not publish it until now due to red tape (Figure 1).
B. Experiments and Results
Is it possible to justify the great pains we took in our implementation? No.
The data in Figure 4, in particular, proves that four years of hard work were wasted on this project. The results come from only 9 trial runs, and were not reproducible.
Lastly, we discuss the second half of our experiments. Error bars have been elided, since most of our data points fell outside of 78 standard deviations from observed means. Note the heavy tail on the CDF in Figure 3, exhibiting improved median distance [6]. Bugs in our system caused the unstable behavior throughout the experiments.