Disclaimer: My 15-year-old son has developed a rather dim view of girls which may in part be a backlash against the "Girlz rule, boyz drool" garbage that's going around in schools these days. At any rate, he showed me the following proof that women are evil. Though, I question the conclusion, I had to chuckle at the derivation. My apologies if this is an old joke in new guise. Theorem: Women are evil. Proof: Women require time and money: [1] women = time x money. But time is money: [2] time = money. and so [3] women = money^2. Now money is the root of all evil, [4] money = sqrt(evil), and so we conclude [5] women = evil. QED - David W. Wilson "Truth is just truth -- You can't have opinions about the truth." - Peter Schickele, from P.D.Q. Bach's oratorio "The Seasonings"