21 May
2016
21 May
'16
5:11 p.m.
"Hi, I'd like to report a bug." "Could you please describe it?" [Describes bug.] [Clattering of keys.] "I'm sorry, but that bug has never been reported before." "I'm reporting it now." [With stronger accent] "I'm sorry, but you must be mistaken; that bug has never been reported before." {Sigh.] "But there has to be a first time report for every bug." [Clattering of keys on the Peano.] "You must be doing something wrong." [Hangs up.] ------ Next time, I think I'll try to get closure through open & closed sets.