[math-fun] Does anyone speak these languages?

The World Council of Endangered Languages has an urgent need for speakers of the following languages, all in danger of extinction: Fubuwudschey, Bunegronk, Old Vittolubwek, Spefuffian, Minugharink, Plikurvisk, Jugbugozug, Quebzitical, Slubuferch, Lower Adefugunotie, Utyolikkikach, and Qyppuxifif. They most urgently need someone who knows Veftunichiklops, which is spoken only by only one woman who is 102 years old and deaf. If you speak at least one of these, please call 800-788-7000 immediately. There is a reward.