[math-fun] two short papers about quantum gravity by WDS

https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/3507527/MinGravMass.html claims that two equal masses m will be unable to gravitationally bind if m<10^7 amu. https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/3507527/DistNoise.html solves a problem about D-dimensional generalization of 1-dimensional "random walk" concept. Both papers should be very simple, short, find a rather surprising result, and which is comparatively (for a quantum gravity paper, anyhow) near to what is feasibly experimentally testable. (In case you were wondering, these 2 papers do NOT in any way attempt to provide "theories of everything," or grandiose quantum gravity theories; all the ideas used are ancient.) Comments? Questions? Revelations I'm an idiot?