[math-fun] Big Splat theory

Has anyone ever proposed in the Annals of Improbable Research or a similar venue that, in addition to undergoing periodic reversals of its magnetic field, Earth is also subject to occasional short-lasting reversals of its gravitational field? Such a phenomenon would handily explain selective extinction of megafauna: a mouse could survive an upward fall for five seconds followed by a downward fall for five seconds followed by an extreme deceleration, but a mastodon would not fare as well. :-) Jim Propp