Mathematica refuses to answer the question, and I've seen textbooks that duck the issue as well ("Suppose *a* and *b* are integers, with *a* nonzero. We say *a* divides *b* if and only if ..."). In fact, Mathematica also refuses to answer the question "Does 0 divide 1?" Is it a standard convention that *a*-divides-*b* is a relation on (*Z*\{0}) x *Z*, so that asking whether 0 divides 1 is no more sensible than asking whether pi divides the square root of 2? I would've been naively inclined to the view that 0 divides 0 is TRUE, while 0 divides 1 is FALSE. I'm afraid to post this question to MathOverflow, lest I be reprimanded for asking such an inappropriate question ("Is this a homework problem that your professor assigned you?"). You guys are nicer, and more to the point, you all know me. Jim Propp