Well, that's lovely. Now if you could just get your knob out of that vacuum cleaner, you'll find what we call a 'door' somewhere in your little habitat. In your case it may be made of steel tubing, or possibly even padded on the inside - in which case you're out of luck - but, given that you've been allowed access to a computer I'm assuming you're in a building of sorts. Have you found the 'front door'? Okay, good - now ask Mommy, Daddy, 'Uncle Tom' or whoever it is who still wipes your botty if you can open it and go outside. Right, now you're outside have a good look round... ...this is what the call 'The World', there's only one of them and so unfourtunately we have to put up with you in it. That said, we all go about our business and don't bother you so it'd be really really really nice if you'd just get the fuck of this list and go and find yourself a life. Thanks so much -----Original Message----- From: klf-bounces+chris=k23productions.com@mailman.xmission.com [mailto:klf-bounces+chris=k23productions.com@mailman.xmission.com] On Behalf Of K. Weston Sent: 08 December 2004 19:57 To: jondoe@clsmweb.fsnet.co.uk; All bound for Mu-Mu Land. Subject: Re: [KLF] chill out the reason i mentioned all that old crap is cos some guy starting having a go at me... and alan evil on that list... and i was trying to explain my reasoning for not liking the guys... nothing more im not angry at all :-))) honest! please dont assume anything you may be wrong! turgid is my favourite word at the moment it makes me chuckle.. :-) anyway ive finished being silly now gotta cut up some achnad.. all the best with the klf guys... __ kwis )) (( c[_] scuse the epenthesis ***************************** On 8 Dec 2004, at 19:51, jon doe wrote: Ok, managed to engage brain. Kwis is Kris Weston, aka Thrash, formerly of the ORB, who has the word 'Turgid' on his webpage http://www.justablip.co.uk/audio.html (just thought it would be fun to link that there, i like fun, me). Although still being angry now, Kris has been upset by having input into stuff and not being credited, something that has happaned to me a few times.  But still kris, calm down, no need to come on here and knocking stuff we are interested in! Anyhow, here is a picture in discogs.com.. http://www.discogs.com/artist/Kris+Weston   ======================================== Message date : Dec 08 2004, 07:40 PM From : "Jon Doe" To : "All bound for Mu-Mu Land." Copy to : Subject : Re: [KLF] Orb! mailing list[OT] kwis And there's more! (oh yes, i did get the blacksmoke mail)   "oh god.. yes hmm im sure someone else would have cleaned it up without me being there assuming they had even some mild form of musical ear... the LFC demo was in 3/4 and they didnt even know they had sampled up steve reich and some nilson or something break and steve was in 3/4 and the break was in 4/4 and they keyboard riff they laid down was in the wrong key the steve riff was shifting chords and the key riff was in the same key i'd say that needed cleaning up! ask greg if you dont believe me hes next door although i doubt he would come out for such mindless tedium... he always says i was the producer and i shoulda got a credit i couldnt give a fuck i hate it anyway __ kwis       ))      ((   c[_] scuse the epenthesis ***************************** ----- Original Message ----- From: Daniel@klf.de To: All bound for Mu-Mu Land. Sent: Wednesday, December 08, 2004 5:12 PM Subject: Re: [KLF] Blacksmoke mailing list Yep. But the server doesn't respond...   Did you have more luck there?     Cheers, Dan --- a.k.a. Kuta, KLF Online   (www.klf.de) ----- Original Message ----- From: Don Gagen To: All bound for Mu-Mu Land. Sent: Wednesday, December 08, 2004 5:51 PM Subject: [KLF] Blacksmoke mailing list Did anyone else get an invite?   "Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups." Despair INC.   DONALD D GAGEN MAILTO:DGAGEN@ENSEMBLESTUDIOS.COM ENSEMBLE STUDIOS http://www.ensemblestudios.com   _______________________________________________ KLF mailing list KLF@mailman.xmission.com http://mailman.xmission.com/cgi-bin/mailman/listinfo/klf Report list abuse to list-abuse at studio-nibble.com _______________________________________________ KLF mailing list KLF@mailman.xmission.com http://mailman.xmission.com/cgi-bin/mailman/listinfo/klf Report list abuse to list-abuse at studio-nibble.com [ (no filename) (0.2 Kb) ] www.clsm.net Whatever you Wanadoo This email has been checked for most known viruses - find out more here_______________________________________________ KLF mailing list KLF@mailman.xmission.com http://mailman.xmission.com/cgi-bin/mailman/listinfo/klf Report list abuse to list-abuse at studio-nibble.com _______________________________________________ KLF mailing list KLF@mailman.xmission.com http://mailman.xmission.com/cgi-bin/mailman/listinfo/klf Report list abuse to list-abuse at studio-nibble.com

On 9 Dec 2004, at 18:58, K. Weston wrote:

if i wasn't more mature i would wipe your hard disk for that... anyway say hi to your mum...

oh, so you're some 9 year old script kiddie are you? certainly sounds that way i doubt you're some l33t h4xx0r with skillz we should ph34r if you were that good, you'd have far more interesting things to do than waste all your time on mailing lists but if you recon you've got what it takes, you can give it your best on my hard disk if you like. here, i'll give you a head start, here's my current ip 63.161.169.137 -- --- from Spaced 1x02 - They're playing the Timewarp, Mike, I hate the Timewarp! It's boil-in-the-bag perversion for sexually repressed accountants and first year drama students with too many posters of Betty Boo, the Blues Brothers, the Big Blue and Blue Velvet on their blue bloody walls !! - It's just a song - I don't care !! I hate it !!!

Well, that's explains why you're not allowed out anyway. Steve and Grif were right about you - do you still wet the bed?

On 8 Dec 2004, at 20:06, K. Weston wrote:

maybe jimmy or bill would like to answer personally so we can slag them off...

yes they did - no, they're not on this list - and why on earth would you want to slag them off for it? -- --- does anybody here remember Vera Lynn? remember how she said we'd meet again some sunny day? -- Pink Floyd --- Vera