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Re: [KLF] KLF 2000 vinyl bootlegs
by John Milne 16 Mar '07

16 Mar '07

I would probably say it's KLF92PROMO3. You're pretty sure you're not buying a fake track, there's no difficult questions about whether it exists or not, and you can tell the boot from the original easily. However, a copy sold on Ebay last week for "only" £150 ... Once you get below 20 copies, personally I think you're in slightly murky waters, but here's some more that I would say "caveat emptor" about: (5) KLF010RR - no one seems sure about whether this exists in its "KLF matrix" form, or was instead issued by MG Underground Sound only. I'm sure the only copy I've seen went for just under £200. But the remixes are pretty boring, imho, so I would say it's not worth it. (4) KLF6T. Is it real? The answer: probably not. (3) KLF010IR. I'm not very sure if this is an actual 12" or not. (2) ETERNA 1. This definitely exists, but the only copy I've seen was a backwards mastered version (someone on the list has it, iirc). And odd one, this ... worth £500 for the edit version? (1) KLF008T. Again, it's existence is very, very unsure. If you see one, of course - go for it! It's pretty much an unknown KLF track. But its complete lack of appearance of file share or bootleg in the last 15 years suggests to me that Jimmy has kept it firmly under lock and key. Then there's the Coma Records CD of "What Time is Love" (which again, may not exist; but if it does contains a track from KLF4R not available on CD anywhere else) and the 1992 remix edition of "Mu" CE EP (which I've heard at least one person claim they've seen). Also on CD is the usual suspects of JAMSCD4 and SPACECD1 (not huge rarities I know - but then all the UK KLF CDs seem in pretty steady Ebay circulation at the moment). And then the "Eternity Project One" CD compilation, which actually appears very rarely (the last copy sold on Ebay was probably mine, for around £80). The days of £920 for Pure Trance 3, though, are probably firmly in the past ... Still like to see what a KLF008T would go for, though. :) > Message Received: Feb 18 2007, 11:24 PM > From: "Elliott" <blindedbythedarkness(a)ntlworld.com> > To: john(a)highlandland.fsnet.co.uk, "All bound for Mu-Mu Land." <klf(a)mailman.xmission.com> > Cc: > Subject: Re: [KLF] KLF 2000 vinyl bootlegs > > So what is the Holy Grail of KLF ? the Rarest Ultimate Kollectable. > > ----- Original Message ----- > From: "John Milne" <john(a)highlandland.fsnet.co.uk> > To: "All bound for Mu-Mu Land." <klf(a)mailman.xmission.com> > Sent: Sunday, February 18, 2007 10:18 PM > Subject: [KLF] KLF 2000 vinyl bootlegs > > > > > > I know a few people on here have been trying to collect the 2000 Dutch (?) > > vinyl bootlegs of JAMSLP1, JAMSLP3, JAMSLP5 and KLF8R. > > > > Well, KLF8R boot is on Ebay at the moment > > http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/THE-KLF-REMIX-5-LAST-TRAIN-TO-TRANCENTRAL-12-BOOTLEG_…. > > It's not often the seller is genuine is saying it's a bootleg (despite the > > fact, I suspect, the 2000 boot appears on Ebay a lot less than the 1990 > > original 12"). > > > > And no, I don't know the seller, but I thought it was an interesting to > > spot. At one point I had all four of the boots - and it was one of the > > most difficult (and fun) parts of by kollecting days - getting all four > > boots together. > > > > > > _______________________________________________ > > KLF mailing list > > KLF(a)mailman.xmission.com > > http://mailman.xmission.com/cgi-bin/mailman/listinfo/klf > > Report list abuse to list-abuse at studio-nibble.com > > >

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(no subject)
by Elliott 15 Mar '07

15 Mar '07

My White Label of Chill Out isn't White its Pink are they all like that? Thanks Elliott.

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kunstterrorists
by PVC 09 Mar '07

09 Mar '07

has this one slipped under the radar? http://www.kunstterrorist.com

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Re: KLF T Shaped Speakers
by darren＠forster99.eclipse.co.uk 09 Mar '07

09 Mar '07

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Bill Drummond Vs. Wild Swans released
by John Milne 08 Mar '07

08 Mar '07

I just got this e-mail from the Wild Swans. Both their studio albums are due for rel;ease in April: "This unexpected but welcome release features 10 bonus tracks comprising of the 12 inch single B-sides Holy Holy, The World Of Milk And Blood, 1982 and Pure Evil from 1987 on disc one and on disc two Tastes Like Tuesday (a lost nugget from the original 1998 Space Flower album session) Bill Drummonds reworked version of Melting Blue Delicious taken from the original source masters and five demos from the period - Sugar Engines, Chocolate Bubblegum, Lantern Man Magic Hotel and Telescope." Not sure if it means there'll be both the "St Petersburg Mix" from US Sire CD "Just Say Da" and Bill Drummond's single mix (from "Unearthed Liverpool Volume 1") or just the one mix. Anyway - still moving house. Hope all is well. Incidentally, my FTM video has been removed from Youtube at the request of Viacom. Do they own Mute or something? John

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RE: Stamps
by Dj Hombre 08 Mar '07

08 Mar '07

I bought one of the original stamps (Queen with gas mask) way back just before the Royal Mail ordered them pulled. I've got a feeling there's tiny differences in that image and the ones sold slightly later...on mine the Queen's crown has 'Blacksmoke' and tiny skulls dotted around on it. It's also numbered (27 I think) & signed (by Mr Cauty) too I can't remember how many of these original prints got out though, before Royal Mail caught on. Cheerio Neilhttp://www.djhombre.com _________________________________________________________________ Discover the new Windows Vista http://search.msn.com/results.aspx?q=windows+vista&mkt=en-US&form=QBRE

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Re: [KLF] CNPD what's going on?
by Nick King 08 Mar '07

08 Mar '07

Damn, so that Black Christmas CD single was Jimmy... Arse! > > From: Tim Tim <gunsofmu(a)yahoo.co.uk> > Date: 2007/03/07 Wed PM 11:08:25 GMT > To: KLF(a)mailman.xmission.com > Subject: [KLF] CNPD what's going on? > > > > ----------------------------------------- Email sent from www.virginmedia.com/email Virus-checked using McAfee(R) Software and scanned for spam . Just tried to enter Jimmys CNPD website and was greeted with a banner redirecting me to none other than www.kunstterrorist.com 2007 What the F**** going on!!! --------------------------------- What kind of emailer are you? Find out today - get a free analysis of your email personality. Take the quiz at the Yahoo! Mail Championship. _______________________________________________ KLF mailing list KLF(a)mailman.xmission.com http://mailman.xmission.com/cgi-bin/mailman/listinfo/klf Report list abuse to list-abuse at studio-nibble.com

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regarding the lost chord and the suckiness of sufjan stevens
by xe non 07 Mar '07

07 Mar '07

seems someone at the onion has been reading 'bad wisdom' http://www.theonion.com/content/node/59249/print/ Unreleased Jimmy Page Guitar Riff To Be Retrieved From Secret Vault To Save Rock And Roll March 5, 2007 | Issue 43Â10 GWYNEDD, WALESÂCalling it the planet's last, best hope for saving rock music, the Guardians of the Protectorate of Rock announced Monday that they would take the extraordinary step of unleashing a never-before-heard Jimmy Page riff, hidden for decades in a mythic, impenetrable vault. Some speculate that this is the gate to the secret vault. "We who believe in the immortality of rock took a vow 30 years ago that we would never release this incredibly powerful force unless we faced a Day of ReckoningÂand that day has come," said Black Sabbath guitarist Tony Iommi, one of the chosen few who helped forge the Secret Vault to Save Rock and Roll, at a press conference in the Welsh highlands. "Just look at the pop charts, and you shall know I speak the truth." "Let's give rock and roll its fucking balls back," he added. The Guardians said recent developments in the music world, such as the unaccountable popularity of the Dixie Chicks and Sufjan Stevens, have created a "perfect storm of lameness" from which rock might never recover. While Iommi refused to say when the vault would be opened, hard rock sources believe it will take place just prior to next month's Fall Out BoyÂHonda Civic tour, which many fear will suck the remaining lifeblood from all that still rocks. "Citizens of Rock, we refuse to stand idly by any longer," ZZ Top founder and Protectorate High Elder Billy Gibbons said. "When a puss like James Blunt is allowed to rule the airwaves, we must respond by exposing this monster riff, and blowing minds into the stratosphere." The Protectorate, devoted to the preservation of badass jams and blistering guitar solos, was reportedly formed in the 1970s during the rise of adult contemporary music. According to legend, the riff, played only once by Page and recorded on a special cobalt record, contains the raw power, mind-blowing skill, and unbridled passion of all the Guardians combined. Recently translated parchments from the era describe it as a soul-searing power-chord progression faintly resembling a cross between "Smoke On The Water" and "Living Loving Maid," but "basically defying all description." It is believed that, upon the riff's release, even those who claim that the genre is dead will have no choice but to pump their fists, bang their heads, and bow down to the gods of rock for all eternity. "May God have mercy on our souls for what we are going to set loose upon the world," proclaimed Queen guitarist Brian May, dressed in druidic robes and bathed in the rising blue smoke of a nearby fog machine. "Will it save rock or destroy mankind? We have no way of knowingÂyet we have no other choice." Members of the Protectorate were each given only partial information about the location of the vault, which they were instructed to open in unison only in the event of a total Rockopalypse. While some believed the vault was buried in Boston, Chicago, Kansas, Europe, or Asia, others claimed it could be found in the Court of the Crimson King. However, after piecing together clues hidden in Yes album covers and Pink Floyd liner notes, rock historians now believe the riff is locked away deep beneath the Welsh countryside house known as Bron-Yr-Aur, at rock-grid coordinates SH735026. British weather satellites have also photographed an enormous cloud, shaped like a hybrid of an upside-down question mark and cross, forming above these exact coordinates. The vault's Key, regarded as too staggering a burden for any one man to bear, was divided in two parts, with half entrusted to Eddie Van Halen and half to David Lee Roth, shortly after Roth left the rock supergroup Van Halen. The two men, who have refused to work together for 20 years, recently announced plans for a historic reunion tour. "Before we shake Heaven and Earth with the vicious power of this riff, we of the High Council of Elders of the Guardians of the Protectorate of Rock ask you: Are you about to rock?" AC/DC guitarist Angus Young said. "If so, we salute you." When asked to comment on the possible dangers of using the riff, Sir Paul McCartney seemed surprised. "There's a secret vault to save rock and roll?" McCartney said. "This is the first I've heard of it." "The man from Afghanistan has made some significant changes to the RV." --------------------------------- Don't get soaked. Take a quick peek at the forecast with theYahoo! Search weather shortcut.

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CNPD what's going on?
by Tim Tim 07 Mar '07

07 Mar '07

. Just tried to enter Jimmys CNPD website and was greeted with a banner redirecting me to none other than www.kunstterrorist.com 2007 What the F**** going on!!! --------------------------------- What kind of emailer are you? Find out today - get a free analysis of your email personality. Take the quiz at the Yahoo! Mail Championship.

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Fw: Fwd: WARNING
by Elliott 07 Mar '07

07 Mar '07

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