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The Beatles /KLF interview CD
by John Milne 12 Oct '05

12 Oct '05

Hi folks, Some of you may recall that a few times I've mentioned that I recall seeing a CD from around the end of the KLF's career, a bootleg of the Beatles, which seemed to feature a remix called "Live at Trancentral". Well, I spotted this today: http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Things-We-Said-Today-Beatles-The-1993-One-Way_W0QQite… which contains the track: "Interview On KLF, Dallas, Texas-September 18, 1864" (looks like the Beatles are even older than you thought, Ray!) I think this is probably the track I'm thinking of, on a CD from 1993, with "KLF" as the radio station. Sorry if I ever made people think there was an elusive "Pure Trance" version of "Can't Buy Me (What Time is) Love" out there! John > Message Received: Oct 11 2005, 08:53 PM > From: "John Milne" > To: "All bound for Mu-Mu Land." > Cc: > Subject: RE: [KLF] OT (slightly) - Mommie Don't > > > I don't think so - isn't that "Mommy please look at me?" And thinking on it, it's more "Mummy" rather than "Mommy" as Bill says it. Does Bill feature in the writing credits of "Mommy Don't" I wonder. > I also vaguely remember an Orb track which has a lyric/sample like "oo dat Mommy/ oo's that dummy?" Something off of "Pomme Fritz"? I;m sure it was the Orb, but it might have been someone different ... > John > > Message Received: Oct 11 2005, 08:45 PM > > From: "Chris Peel" > > To: "'All bound for Mu-Mu Land.'" > > Cc: > > Subject: RE: [KLF] OT (slightly) - Mommie Don't > > > > > > Also, isn't the phrase "Mommie Don't" used in "Go To Sleep" on the White > > Room OST Demo tapes? > > > > > > > > > > -----Original Message----- > > From: klf-bounces+chris=k23productions.com(a)mailman.xmission.com > > [mailto:klf-bounces+chris=k23productions.com@mailman.xmission.com] On Behalf > > Of Neil Sampson > > Sent: 11 October 2005 13:56 > > To: klf(a)mailman.xmission.com > > Subject: [KLF] OT (slightly) - Mommie Don't > > > > > > Hi everyone, > > > > just a quick email to say thanks again to whoever posted the malicious > > damage info on the new orb sessions cd. Got mine through (complete with > > nice tiny pin-badges) over the weekend. The first track is the one which > > has most KLF leaning I suppose - "Mommie Don't" sounds very much like a > > cross over between the Orb's first album, Chill Out and the ambient mix of > > 3am. It has the distinctive Cauty synth bass going through it, complete > > with the usual cockerel samples, vocal snippets and general noodling you > > come to expect from LX Patterson. The more I listen, the more I like - well > > > > worth the measly tenner for the cd though. > > > > The rest of the cd is the usual Orb affair of strangeness and beats. The > > second track on the cd is a lovely floaty sing-song which is a close second > > of my favourite tracks on the cd. > > > > Cheerio > > Neil > > > > _________________________________________________________________ > > MSN Messenger 7.5 is now out. Download it for FREE here. > > http://messenger.msn.co.uk > > > > > > _______________________________________________ > > KLF mailing list > > KLF(a)mailman.xmission.com > > http://mailman.xmission.com/cgi-bin/mailman/listinfo/klf > > Report list abuse to list-abuse at studio-nibble.com > > > > > > _______________________________________________ > > KLF mailing list > > KLF(a)mailman.xmission.com > > http://mailman.xmission.com/cgi-bin/mailman/listinfo/klf > > Report list abuse to list-abuse at studio-nibble.com > > > > > > [ (no name for attachment) (0.2 Kb) ]

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OT (slightly) - Mommie Don't
by Neil Sampson 11 Oct '05

11 Oct '05

Hi everyone, just a quick email to say thanks again to whoever posted the malicious damage info on the new orb sessions cd. Got mine through (complete with nice tiny pin-badges) over the weekend. The first track is the one which has most KLF leaning I suppose - "Mommie Don't" sounds very much like a cross over between the Orb's first album, Chill Out and the ambient mix of 3am. It has the distinctive Cauty synth bass going through it, complete with the usual cockerel samples, vocal snippets and general noodling you come to expect from LX Patterson. The more I listen, the more I like - well worth the measly tenner for the cd though. The rest of the cd is the usual Orb affair of strangeness and beats. The second track on the cd is a lovely floaty sing-song which is a close second of my favourite tracks on the cd. Cheerio Neil _________________________________________________________________ MSN Messenger 7.5 is now out. Download it for FREE here. http://messenger.msn.co.uk

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Re: [KLF] KLF Not so FAQ No 1 (of 2)
by Raymond Baal 11 Oct '05

11 Oct '05

Ah...Edison wax cylinder..now there's a format! No fucking around with variable bit-rate encoding or lens cleaners, eh? Not even a dodgy stylus. Proper bo, You know, John, you've really got me all nostalgic now for the old days of the greek rite and lead zeppelins. I really must pay a visit to the vast underground repository which is to be accessed through the secret labyrinth of death by pressing the button under the enormo-mantelpiece in my uncle's scary bat-infested ultra-mansion. As well as goodies from the likes of W.E.Gladstone, H.R. Puffinstuff and R.L. Dingdong, he has a complete set of Jesus albums in this format including, obviously, the legendary crucifixion gig but also the lesser-known live album from the following year's tour of smaller venues, and not forgetting the earlier Glastonbury gig (where, as the song goes..' Jesus walked..oh yes he walked...') I really recommend a couple of the Edison-format bootlegs including 'Jesus Christ In Rock' which is simply fandabulous on the old wax-o-sonic headfoils. Ray 'Gothic' Baal 'Contained in a transcendental idealism, X$X is only readable through its representing other which hence becomes its symbol.' Michael K, 1997 ___________________________________________________________ How much free photo storage do you get? Store your holiday snaps for FREE with Yahoo! Photos http://uk.photos.yahoo.com

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JAMES CAUTY STAMP SHOP Opening
by Kusic Drazen 11 Oct '05

11 Oct '05

I wonder, how many of ppl from the list maybe go on JAMES CAUTY STAMP SHOP Opening ..... Dex "the philatelist" My name is Dex and they call me Sky Riding the waves with out heads held high We came from Atlantis on a burning shell with our 808 program to sell. -- Odaberite XXLadsl i iskoristite 60 dana neograničenog surfanja za samo 1 kn! Uz svaki XXLadsl poklanjamo Iskonov glazbeni CD. http://www.iskon.biz/xxladsl

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Re: [KLF] List of members. Please add your name and age.
by Kusic Drazen 11 Oct '05

11 Oct '05

Raymond forget to tell that this must be done at 3am somewhere in Beaumont.... Dex > Date: Tue, 11 Oct 2005 09:56:02 +0100 (BST) > From: Raymond Baal <raymondbaal(a)yahoo.co.uk> > Subject: Re: [KLF] List of members. Please add your name and age. > Press the blue button, then dial 803475666487566398 > and choose option 1, then wait for ten seconds while you hold the blue key and the hash key. Then > choose option 7, after which you'll hear a voice prompt which asks you if you want to leave the > klf list. Press 1 for yes, press 2 for yes and press 3 for I'm not sure. Then wait until you hear > the middle eight from 'Don't Take Five' and press 7 to continue with your cancellation. At this > point you'll be asked for your credit card number. Don't forget to add your date of birth and next > of kin in case of emergency. Finally, dial 3888685994885776 to complete the process. > > > There...simple! > > Ray 'I have The Manual' Baal > > benjamin morgan <faithinanarchy(a)yahoo.com.au> wrote: > > how do i get off this web talkie thingy. for christs > sake how do i get off it. i have sent email to the > lord nerd who runs this stupid thing and for > lucifier's sake how do i get it off my email? > > as for you klf fans....keep on dancing but just get me > off this email talk show wannebe, there is more to > life then this....... > > > My name is Dex and they call me Sky Riding the waves with out heads held high We came from Atlantis on a burning shell with our 808 program to sell. -- Odaberite XXLadsl i iskoristite 60 dana neograničenog surfanja za samo 1 kn! Uz svaki XXLadsl poklanjamo Iskonov glazbeni CD. http://www.iskon.biz/xxladsl

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Re: [KLF] Ronnie Barker (OT) (and a bit about Chipping Norton)
by John Milne 11 Oct '05

11 Oct '05

A fetishist called "Mr Whippy" should really be into things other than ice cream ... :) John "I can quote Chris Morris Too" Milne > Message Received: Oct 11 2005, 10:12 AM > From: "Raymond Baal" > To: john(a)highlandland.fsnet.co.uk, "All bound for Mu-Mu Land." > Cc: > Subject: Re: [KLF] Ronnie Barker (OT) (and a bit about Chipping Norton) > > The US equivalent of Ronnie was actually Mr. Whippy, the well-known ice-cream fetishist who died while inhaling an ice-cream in 1979. Ray 'Fact Me Til I Fart' Baal > > John Milne wrote: > > From: "RMStringer" > > I am not up on this show. Who died? > Ronnie Barker, a very famous British comic actor who - I think - didn't really cross the Atlantic. > Very briefly, he was an actor for about 60 years, and was also an acclaimed comic writer. He started in local theatre in Oxford, and then had a big break in a 1950s radio show called "The Navy Lark" (where he appeared with the third "Doctor Who" Jon Pertwee). In the mid-sixties he appeared in David Frost's "Frost Report" with a young, pre-Monty Python John Cleese, along with his later comedy partner, the tiny Scotsman Ronnie Corbett. Corbett and Barker launched a prime-time TV sketch show called "The Two Ronnies" in 1971/2-ish, and it ran for about 15 years, and was consistently one of the highest rating shows of the time. Later, he became famous for two comedy characters - Norman Stanley Fletcher, the imprisoned criminal in the mid-1970s sit-com "Porridge" and Arkwright, the stuttering skinflint shopkeeper in "Open All Hours", another sit-com which ran for a good deal of the 80s and at times was the biggest rated show in the UK (beating all the soap operas). He retired in 1987, after one final, self-written sitcom called "Clarence" (which wasn't very good) and set up an antiques shop in Chipping Norton (where the KLF played a rave two years later, coincidentally). He ran this shop, quietly, for about 13-14 years, before returning to television, first as the butler to Winston Churchill in a recent biopic, and then in some new "Two Ronnies" sketches which were broadcast this year. > I'm trying to think of US equivalent of Ronnie Barker, but there probably isn't one. He mixed elements of people like Steve Martin, Mel Brooks and Robin Williams, I suppose. The news programmes this morning have been full of tributes. > John > > > > _______________________________________________ > KLF mailing list > KLF(a)mailman.xmission.com > http://mailman.xmission.com/cgi-bin/mailman/listinfo/klf > Report list abuse to list-abuse at studio-nibble.com > > 'Contained in a transcendental idealism, X$X is only readable through its representing other which hence becomes its symbol.' Michael K, 1997 > To help you stay safe and secure online, we've developed the all new Yahoo! Security Centre.

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Re: [KLF] KLF Not so FAQ No 1 (of 2)
by John Milne 11 Oct '05

11 Oct '05

Even older than that, Ray ... I have a CDR of W. E. Gladstone speaking on an Edison wax cylinder, recorded at Harwarden Castle in the late 1880s. I wonder what the Grand Old Man had on his Ipod? John " http://www.liberalhistory.org.uk/glads.mp3 " Milne > Message Received: Oct 11 2005, 10:18 AM > From: "Raymond Baal" > To: "All bound for Mu-Mu Land." > Cc: > Subject: Re: [KLF] KLF Not so FAQ No 1 (of 2) > > It was even earlier than that actually. In my uncle's house he has a number of Beatles CD singles. Since the Fab Four split in 1970, that surely means that the CD single was invented in the late sixties, if not earlier. Ray 'Logical' Baal > > Andrew Robinson wrote: CDs were around for quite a while before CD *singles*, which is what we > are talking about here. It took a while before the pressing capacity and > cost got to the point where it made financial sense to sell a magical > silver thing for the price of a single. > > My earliest is also FGTH's "Rage Hard", from Sept 1985. I bought a CD > player just to hear it! The 'Moments in Love' CD single from germany is > a bit misleading, the copyright date on it refers to the time it came > out on vinyl, the CD was (if I recall correctly) actually released about > a year later. > > - Andy_R > > > */ > > ah but cds were used in 1985 by the Hit TV show Airwolf.... You often > > saw dominic santini pop in the old cd.... not sure if it was for the > > music tho... LOL > > > > /* > > > > _______________________________________________ > KLF mailing list > KLF(a)mailman.xmission.com > http://mailman.xmission.com/cgi-bin/mailman/listinfo/klf > Report list abuse to list-abuse at studio-nibble.com > > > 'Contained in a transcendental idealism, X$X is only readable through its representing other which hence becomes its symbol.' Michael K, 1997 > To help you stay safe and secure online, we've developed the all new Yahoo! Security Centre.> > [ (no name for attachment) (0.2 Kb) ]

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Space
by RMStringer 11 Oct '05

11 Oct '05

Does anyone have the exact times fro the tracks of this album? RMStringer ******************** "To open the eternal worlds, to open the immortal eyes Of man Inwards, into the worlds of thought, into Eternity". ITN

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Re: Re: [KLF] 23 in the TV series Lost ***WARNING !!! SPOLIERS ***
by ian.ireland＠ntlworld.com 11 Oct '05

11 Oct '05

Raymond, please take your medication :-) > > From: Raymond Baal <raymondbaal(a)yahoo.co.uk> > Date: 2005/10/11 Tue AM 09:23:37 GMT > To: "All bound for Mu-Mu Land." <klf(a)mailman.xmission.com> > Subject: Re: [KLF] 23 in the TV series Lost ***WARNING !!! SPOLIERS *** > > The conspiracy deepens. While I was browsing in my local library, I noticed that every book has a 'Page 23', a sure sign that something fishy is going on. > > It's a capitalist plot! > > > > > > Andrew Robinson <andrew(a)bml.co.uk> wrote: > The 'lost numbers', which are 4 8 15 16 23 42, crop up everywhere in the > show, and Lost fans in the states (where series 2 is currently being > broadcast) display a numerology fixation that puts out simple little > cult of 23 to shame. > > from http://thelostnumbers1.greatestjournal.com > > 23 is... > > - # of times Jack hits Charlie on the chest while performing CPR before > Kate tells him to stop. > > - # of times we hear Jin hit the axe on the raft. > > - # that appears on the waist measure that the tuxedo guy has around his > neck. > > - The reward for turning Kate in is $23,000. > > - The digits 23 appear as part of a pin number on one of the crates > found inside the drug plane. > > - The digits 23 appear on the license plate that hit Locke in Deus Ex > Machina. > > - When Michael gives Jin the watch back in House Of The Rising Sun, the > minute hand is on 23. > > - The letter that Sawyer wrote has a seal on the back titled America's > Bicentennial Knoxville Tennessee 1976. 1976 when added = 23. > > - The watch on Jack's wrist when signaturing the papers his Dad gave him > in All The Best Cowboys Have Daddy Issues has the minute hand on 23. > > - The watch on Sun's father's wrist when signing a paper in ...In > Translation has the minute hand on 23. > > - Driveshaft is # 234 on the jukebox. > > - A column appears on the papers about Locke's Mother. 555-0170. When > added = 23. > > - Locke's Dad said he wasn't supposed to be there until 12. Locke said > "I thought you said 11" 11 + 12 = 23. > > - The > > > transceiver from the plane's model number is ABT-520. A = 1 B = 2 T = > 20. 1 + 2 + 20 = 23. > > - There is a poster of the wall at the pool hall in Confidence Man, the > date is May 23rd. > > - Kate's license plate was 7 - C153M. C = 3rd letter in the alphabet, M > = 13th. 7 + 3 + 1 + 5 + 3 + 1 + 3 = 23. > > - When Michael looks at the clock in the hotel room it displays 5:23 AM. > > - Jack's seat number was 23B. > > - The Black Rock ship in the jungle has the city Portsmouth written on > the back. Portsmouth New Hampshire was founded in 1623. 1623 is in the > direct order from the number sequence 4 8 15 16 23 42. > > - The Black Rock ship in the jungle has the city Portsmouth written on > the back. Portsmouth New Hampshire has a population of 23,100 people. > > - Right after Claire's baby is taken Charlie covers his mouth in shock. > The time on his watch when he does this is 7:23 PM. > > - Hurley's hotel room was on floor 23. > > - Hurley looks up at a sign in the airport that says gates 14 thru 23. > > - Hurley's flight took off from gate 23. > > - Michael and Walt were sitting in row 23 on the airplane. > > - When they are at the caves Jack says 46 people need to drink about 1/2 > a gallon of water everyday. 46 x .5 = 23 gallons of water everyday > needed. [Thank you Adam] > > - In The Moth when Charlie shows up at Liam's house he is wearing a ring > with the letters DS. D = 4th letter of the alphabet. S = 19th. 4 + 19 = 23. > > - In Deus Ex Machina when the camera focuses on the Mouse Trap game, at > the moment the mouse is being caught you can see the numbers 23 on two > different sides of the board. [Thank you David] > > - # of weeks into the 16th year that the french signal has been > repeating. The math is involved and intricate but amazing. Sayid said > 1-7-2-9-4-5-3-3 was the number of interations. He said it was roughly 30 > seconds long. The interation can repeat 2 times per minute, and there > have been 17,294,533 of them. So divide the number of interations by 2 > for minutes. = 8647266.5 Divide by 60 for hours. = 144121.1083 Divide by > 24 for days. = 6005.0461805 Divide by 365 for years. = 16.4521813 etc. > So 16 years. Now subtract the 16 years and you get: = .4521813 Multiply > by 365 you get: = 165.046 days. Subtract four days for the four leap > years that weren't covered when you divided by 365. (2004, 2000, 1996, > 1992) you get: = 161 days. 161.046 days divided by 7. you get: = 23.00 > weeks. [Thank you Knife Cut] > > - In ...In Translation Michael mentions the Flatiron Building that is in > New York to Walt. He says it inspired him. The Flatiron Building was > built on 23rd Street, Fifth Avenue, and Broadway. Because it was built > on 23rd Street it is also responsible for creating the phrase "23 > skidoo". [Thank you Knife Cut] > > - Locke says he worked in Tustin, California. Tustin, California is > located at 33Â°44'23" North. > > - Walt's mom, Susan, moved to Amsterdam to study international law. > Amsterdam is located in the Netherlands. The Netherlands declared their > independence from Spain on May 23, 1568. > > - In Born To Run, we can see a license plate in Kate's trunk that is > from Wisconsin. Wisconsin is the 23rd largest state by area. > > - In Special, Susan tells Michael she is moving to Italy with Brian. > Italy is ranked the 23rd most populated country. > > - In Special, Susan tells Michael she is moving to Italy with Brian. > Italy has a total area of 301,230 km's squared. - In Walkabout, when > Claire is holding the memorial service she mentions someone and says > they were sitting in seat 23C. - In Born To Run, Kate has a license > plate from Ohio. Ohio has a total area of 116,096 km's squared. The > total sum of all the numbers in 116,096 equals 23. [Thank you NinjaDude] > > - A column appears on the papers about Locke's Mother. 555-0170. 5 + 5 + > 5 + 0 + 1 + 7 + 0 = 23. [Thank you Slick] > > - The sum of Oceanic 815. [Thank you Stevie] > > and so on... > > _______________________________________________ > KLF mailing list > KLF(a)mailman.xmission.com > http://mailman.xmission.com/cgi-bin/mailman/listinfo/klf > Report list abuse to list-abuse at studio-nibble.com > > > 'Contained in a transcendental idealism, X$X is only readable through its representing other which hence becomes its symbol.' Michael K, 1997 > > --------------------------------- > Yahoo! Messenger NEW - crystal clear PC to PC calling worldwide with voicemail > ----------------------------------------- Email sent from www.ntlworld.com Virus-checked using McAfee(R) Software Visit www.ntlworld.com/security for more information _______________________________________________ KLF mailing list KLF(a)mailman.xmission.com http://mailman.xmission.com/cgi-bin/mailman/listinfo/klf Report list abuse to list-abuse at studio-nibble.com

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Re: [KLF] The number 23...
by TheRitesOfMu＠aol.com 11 Oct '05

11 Oct '05

In a message dated 03/10/2005 21:23:53 GMT Standard Time, TheMgnt(a)aol.com writes: > 23 is one of the key numbers in the series (as is 42..) Also, Jack (the > doctor) has a tatoo in the shape of a pyramid which also incorporates the > number 5 > > i don't recall that particular exchange tho. I would've thought it would > stick out for me > > -paul > it's the scene where the large guy was saying over and over a set of numbers almost mumbling them and the woman misheard him saying" did you say something" to which he replied "no nothing" then she says "i thought i heard you say 23"... something along those lines but 23 was said twice..

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