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Andy's DVD's
by Adrian Gschwend 22 Feb '04

22 Feb '04

Did everyone of you who ordered the WhiteRoom DVD from Andy actually get the stuff? I ordered mine about 1.5 month ago, payment with paypal is completed but I don't get a response from Andy to my mails and the DVD didn't arrive either yet, so I'm curious. I really would like to have the stuff cu Adrian -- Adrian Gschwend @ netlabs.org ktk [a t] netlabs.org ------- Free Software for OS/2 and eCS http://www.netlabs.org

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Re: baseball cap
by Tony Stuart 03 Feb '04

03 Feb '04

>would anybody else be interested in a blacksmoke baseball cap? sure, stick me down for one of them. t -- ___________________________________________________________ Sign-up for Ads Free at Mail.com http://promo.mail.com/adsfreejump.htm

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men's rules
by TheRitesOfMu＠aol.com 31 Jan '04

31 Jan '04

Men's rules We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE! 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up; you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. Sunday = Sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way. 1. Crying is blackmail. 1. Ask for what you want... Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! 1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. 1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for. 1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor. 1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days. 1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys. 1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. 1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, We meant the other one. 1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done, not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself. 1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials. 1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we. 1. ALL men see in only 16 colours, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a colour. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is. 1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that. 1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing" we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle. 1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear. 1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really. 1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as football, rugby, or wrestling. 1. You have enough clothes. 1. You have too many shoes. 1. I am in shape. Round is a shape. 1. Thank you for reading this; Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight. But did you know men really don't mind that, it's like camping. Pass this to as many men as you can - to give them a laugh. Pass this to as many women as you can - to give them an education!!

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Re: AW: [KLF] FW: Kpvrzrwv EMAIL: simon@antmusic.fsnet.co.uk
by TheMgnt＠aol.com 31 Jan '04

31 Jan '04

Angus - > A case in point is Thomas' recent post which arrived without me > having seen the message that he was replying to. Perhaps I've enrolled on > a sawn-off version of the complete list. Is this possible? There are always on-going discussions and it's possible you subscribed after that thread started (depending, of course WHEN you subscribed). It also can be the fault of slow delivery of email. With this virus going around there's a lot of email out there and just like with snail mail your message can take a little longer to go through while others don't. You can always check the list archives if you think you might have missed something: http://mailman.xmission.com/pipermail/klf/ Welcome to the list! -paul

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Go Here for all the details. (Virus) http://www.microsoft.com/security/antivirus/mydoom.asp
by RMStringer 31 Jan '04

31 Jan '04

Here is some help for us XP users!!! If you use Windows XP To find out if a computer is infected, do the following: Click Start, and then click Search. In the What do you want to search for? box, click All files and folders. In the All or part of the file name box, type ctfmon.dll (see Figure 1). If that file exists on the computer, the computer is infected with Mydoom.B, and you need to follow the steps below. Otherwise, the computer is not infected with that variant of the virus. If your computer is infected, first try going to the website of your antivirus-software vendor to get the latest updates and information. If you are unable to access your antivirus-software vendor's site and need to fix the infection yourself, follow these steps: Click Start, and then click Run. In the Open box, type cmd. Click OK. The black Command Prompt window will open, displaying C:\...> followed by a cursor. Click the cursor and: Type del /F %systemroot%\system32\drivers\etc\hosts Press ENTER. Type echo # Temporary HOSTS file >%systemroot%\system32\drivers\etc\hosts Press ENTER. Type attrib +R %systemroot%\system32\drivers\etc\hosts Press ENTER. After typing these commands, do one of the following: If you use Windows NT 4.0, restart your computer. If you use Windows XP or Windows 2000, do not restart your computer. Instead, do the following: Type ipconfig /flushdns Press ENTER. RMStringer ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- - we are the music-makers and we are the dreamers of dreams" -- O'Shaughnessy

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FW: Kpvrzrwv EMAIL: simon@antmusic.fsnet.co.uk
by RMStringer 30 Jan '04

30 Jan '04

WHO THE FUC IS THIS PERSON SENDING VIRSUS TO PEOPLE???????????? Anyone on the LIST???? I have seen a folder called " Kpvrzrwv" on my server. THIS Person sent me a virus!!!!! NOT a good Call!!!! RMStringer _______________________________________________________ We must reject this primitive and almost cannibalistic delusion about knowledge, that an understanding of something requires first that we dismantle it, like a child who pulls a watch to pieces and spreads out the wheels in order to understand the mechanism…(Rene Thom, 1923-2002) -----Original Message----- From: simon(a)antmusic.fsnet.co.uk [mailto:simon@antmusic.fsnet.co.uk] Sent: Thursday, January 29, 2004 11:40 AM To: rmstringer(a)peoplepc.com Subject: Kpvrzrwv ¿0Bj£Wé4bŽ¼_;t—]~Öƒ4feÖÑÀFÑ±ÓÇà´¥²häe„_#ê?¯;y—káêGüYÓ-™Ô{ýøèkŽ×#/v%¥L§<hôÐ³E§fJý…ÑÆŸµ :'Öü÷³™5¡ÛƒÁ5NU©ÓlŠ†ºÑeµéGÀ*V}œØmj•ÊÀŒ 0ž?9ëp·…w~\«±ån#E‡¯LBj„nÃžÖk®êø<H,Ñc&–²LÜUt¸|S~É½ oúT„ac*ÈöµþýâÚ,¸2Š%”öbC‡Øß)^Š Š^Ž1²‹Üó"_™cu«äæpåä»eÀ19¤OÈ0Ç¯2è2w±H,q{ñÜj½>—•cêkW“©šI°k9{áÄàck,Zê¼<^(Æ(2ûÂõÏT‹÷{,Ã£¶“ž*È;Ô#;ü!T…É°ÁÛ¥ˆ…ÊŠ ºÚS‘C Æå?þŸ÷Ä]f—íæ’¢º³Náñ<¢Jcjù‘ßb…‰Î]É¶®E²ºuáÔ}òz–öÚ‘vEÝÝŒ¡À}ç÷äåÓÚa!_Á¸{E”×^úœLQhN×°b×XÐX7šF\ÎþkW*EWùY¼Ç(3¤|%lõ%ÅÉöi$0õÐ -ÀIÛp.¤;K–ü uÜE¦™Ôv…ÏZrmx a;´>§îê×¥Wádt±—ù1ç™ó]“ÏrEE^Ô(Ü× ÔJ;ü_¡1~|zÍ:³p™r› Š·œ|ýö÷d¾¶!<:½ï—ôR·Ä%$?ÇûzûÖ¬Ý¡Ìiýt$rð Ýþ]ÆüßMçÙ„ƒ5wQ½ß7ºÜæ4-`úÕjEáã“>onùb©&Ötà¡k…p#Á4÷!T $•´†µÌß îl¦Ñ:˜á,øÓG®”·7kpIûÇ8ç‰$ µÕ¶-2÷ç6¾b.çÔÜQióŠ*•¬½Äê®•Í„cþÛÉñ÷ ½Eg¿q®ñÏ]Õ“C[ì.,gz‚™$J;rCïgüyÝÆh¬ š k0Ò·5nP¸û¬,âÀzþœSërH4ÛÏ¸/^ÅLQÅµÓÇ5ë"]}ˆÃ·ØgN¡Ayr˜,þ|RL&•ã£ &¼5pÈŠd#ànüÏÇM9 )§l(ÞÂ…ß„ºß÷a‹´"Y2æa„¨j-tòþ29q˜LÃZyñÝ)hº÷VIH¼ND³¬±~(d¦p~zYßl3Ø¡oÕv”C Y¯t»/Nö/¤K4–ÊÐäa xÆ~2ï]ºÛÂ†ùvE†K¦Ð½³À&;_„ÒœYP…&Hïë÷Qæ|²"Å?úÕäÇ^¸ÌY;¯¡_Ì½/›x‰*xµ¡f‰D˜˜ØZË^Õ·TÔÜÁô_1}–MŽ¤þøœpÚ·3ÝiàÅÕ²˜wœíoóÙñàÉ)ôÙP.!Y‚3êM˜;xá¿"W£SÆ3ù^Jú”(!õîM½{Ø¤÷½ÆQyIby?ûƒ´{´JúÀ-¥WÊæ–dÜF’ _ƒÀÈ|KÌÂÒ‚¡¢.Y?ðøç£f¿èL#V:À&SaÕXj§qÁÃ‰}NÎçdsü‘ûÃ|„j¾Ú“ªÖÎÊp)H›1x ^“^—$pAîrænØ[ëk0ç÷ƒ0ì›”6B—Þ »À¾kfñb–Æè¼ßå'. ËÞkoU™÷t)\óoò•Ïmô˜Í-ãì‚×N¹L`j´f4‡ûËFGUD‰#èK±àsaî¨5$i¬Ôâ«¦GÅ¢M« {Éçî]`~kâÈR$Ñá W¤Ê¦}ÐÔ`aõ¶ßT¬Öð^TáîŽ$TÃT>F›È_]…äC4qF¤B`–\ýÌVP´÷PÙìŠ¼BÂ–YÐ!ÍbªqwÈ°BSxåÙ_‹ãv%©}ç¶Yô ´ÆüŽ;\M¶§êä~Þþ¹MAÄÌ¬×¶IÀë5zv¥q öÐ¢ cË¤hT…mÃ×j<JTÝ¬ë©:ïMJÆø‰‹F:üÕn‘yKA.›!‡a‡D‰!iœbtáT´;¸]EêßúñžØ†Ý¤ dkÜèyk)QY>?îÒòÒpPb»¥k³J§Š…ðôžT¾•p•}'Êº^Œ8¸õÈÝJî·ÁÎµG§[ó0‰$¢E`Š3;0¼’ üS¬hJæñ ÂH‘YÐ¬ H gylvWaì’¨ïpe×øv÷®³VYìjìDÑ fþô÷–§ åù[iÃkâAeÌ ý»g3ûº*Œ›÷¦’m´Oç>: aöõŸb/¡ŽÍUÄþä_‹˜ža"n[(‘KöÃ!l÷ípâŠ FiUÞ\ì¹6ÁÚ 4Œñ½ÞŠé×ó)P)Öwcà!{··3–G5Â÷;kK†ÂcO7Úd›ØšNi3Zb?<6}&Ï<ET¹hû3-ç?<}Ã?¯à;Ö ÐÑR‰Ú<°ØBŒgüÈÓèßª§fuC81láD\ôÀ„œñÈéÃ6hbç5ñÃIoN2.pçïa/”ø~9À.Fà:j ¶ü—îm#z{Ÿ‚mÛÇ˜†ùOçpaÔ–ÃØ]þÂ¨¤$¦»gÝ³Ež«¸jÄDîŸ¾´èÅ5¾WEUËã…~ýä‹¢K)„ß‘8&"w…ÙüUŠõÑÕoåý$`0ØU’Yœ¹··rùJýlAL^¶Ò»ößG¸7˜Ç‹¬‘£aØúY‡¶¥ÅbÛøûE98¾Ì`tŸ;ZÚb¥Qâê>ÌµHŒB¸B§©ú0¡&9 ì¥®ìcS…_ 3Pì>/P0/ój«ì>`¶“}§¼ä†¤àõÍ[]b^Þ©ç†¼õÏf™.½à’&œ0:H |HlÃ;™Õ-DæHä5#:DNO×[N‡¥kR¿œK%pV0|¿¶ä?1U°¡ÉrTÎñê«êÍÚ¦µó ·ý9§Zxõ¿[|Pâ YU[´”u:ÁªrD¨òpÙæ/YÝ ÑwDe‹B À/áI§ª‰ŽËx¤æVæ[HGn`Ë8nÝÍBÔî. ãÓÑÒ|aj"Ò¸ÂŠ×‚ûÀ©ÍsÙFXnxÑô(u‚ãÅ„®Ÿ¯$[¾Æ…ÔŒOö¹ ŸŠúàkh»eAèœk§ó:Œ]Ü‰Ï‡ûShr”:4Y¸×¦$õÞ¯à!{#0pÍ¹Þ.˜K²û Hç>•‹U`r”ØA§má”98ˆñP¦:]¨ØŒ’ŠþNû/›•1ÎÆ„Áðè¸ÏÔ"!a‡ mú©²Q¦PôÎÓý¦NHvy˜.žÏk2%†Ã5YÞßç‹½,KÍ½‡w¥P_8Zß{On,ÒO`Tþõc£U„žæ`w½™Æè¦ çPŠ¡h©s Üá§¦5±¸ŽØø)ëÐ4§öv¨¦_„X¶rd¶U‘MR¥ç,Ô>t#tª ÌPú³¡-ëY»k~š7ÔÆ¢y

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RE: [KLF] and especially an evergreen... 006T
by Maarten Bouwes 30 Jan '04

30 Jan '04

Chris, Is it possible to upload a scan of the handwriting of "adrenalin" etched in the run out groove? IÂ´ve just compared all my pure trance 12" KLF004T Side A DAMONT thin vinyl KLF004T Side B ORLAKE KLF004R Side A ORLAKE thin vinyl KLF004R Side B DAMONT ------ KLF005T Side A ADRENALIN thin vinyl childish handwriting of adrenalin KLF005T Side B ADRENALIN childish handwriting of adrenalin. The catalogue number is written in big letters and numbers KLF005R Side A ADRENALIN thicker vinyl adrenalin is written in caps. Big catalogue numbers KLF005R Side B ADRENALIN adrenalin is written in caps. Big catalogue numbers ------ KLF008R Side A KLF 8 R A 1 PR-P A(very fine) KLF008R Side B KLF 8 R B 1 PR-P A(very fine) So, 006T must be written in big letters and adrenalin should be in Capitals since 006T follows 005R. Same goes for the alledged 007T yellow vinyl which the original guy claims to have. I donÂ´t know how big Adrenalin as a factory was. I remember seeing a scan of an earlier sold 006T indicating caps writing of Adrenalin. Suppose this was done by the same guy who etched the run out groove of 005R. But than as an after hour pressing.. The etched catalogue number of the item sold on Ebay doesnÂ´t resemble the earlier copies sold... WhatÂ´s the weight of the vinyl? 004T and R can be fold easily. ThatÂ´s harder to do with 010R. Maybe IÂ´m in a frenzy rite now but I am not really keen on PT3 releases in any vinyl format. Maarten _________________________________________________________________ Hotmail en Messenger on the move http://www.msn.nl/communicatie/smsdiensten/hotmailsmsv2/

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Antivirus, Worm etc...
by Don Gagen 30 Jan '04

30 Jan '04

>At the risk of sounding stupid, do I need to do anything about this virus? I use various computers to log on to my email account, mainly a Mac running OS X. I've searched my hard-drive but can't find any suspicious looking files or folders.< Good question... First if you don't have any antivirus software yet you need to get it and keep it up to date. I usually set up my virus software to automatically download updates when I'm connected to the internet. Sencond many people aren't aware that patches are released on a daily basis for every part of their computer. For windows users you should have a button in your start menu called "Windows Update" or use http://windowsupdate.microsoft.com If you run any MS office product you also need to go here http://office.microsoft.com/OfficeUpdate/ This will update everything from drivers to critical system protection. Always get the critical updates! I'm sure Mac's have similar resources available. Don "There is no greater joy than soaring high on the wings of your dreams, except maybe the joy of watching a dreamer who has nowhere to land but in the ocean of reality." Despair INC. DONALD D GAGEN MAILTO:DGAGEN@ENSEMBLESTUDIOS.COM ENSEMBLE STUDIOS http://www.ensemblestudios.com -----Original Message----- From: klf-bounces+dgagen=ensemblestudios.com(a)mailman.xmission.com [mailto:klf-bounces+dgagen=ensemblestudios.com@mailman.xmission.com] On Behalf Of KLF Book Sent: Friday, January 30, 2004 3:36 AM To: klf mail Subject: [KLF] Re Virus Hey, I join my first ever list and the busy traffic is all about viruses. I thought the internet was now a tame place, its wild west days long gone ;) At the risk of sounding stupid, do I need to do anything about this virus? I use various computers to log on to my email account, mainly a Mac running OS X. I've searched my hard-drive but can't find any suspicious looking files or folders. Cheers in advance, Angus _______________________________________________ KLF mailing list KLF(a)mailman.xmission.com http://mailman.xmission.com/cgi-bin/mailman/listinfo/klf

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by Rubberhead 30 Jan '04

30 Jan '04

1. When computing, whatever happens, behave as though you meant it to happen. 2. When you get to the point where you really understand your computer, it's probably obsolete. 3. The first place to look for information is in the section of the manual where you'd least expect to find it. 4. When the going gets tough, upgrade. 5. For every action, there is an equal and opposite malfunction. 6. To err is human...to blame your computer for your mistakes is even more human, its downright natural. 7. He who laughs last, probably has a back-up. 8. The number one cause of computer problems is computer solutions. 9. A complex system that doesn't work is invariably found to have evolved from a simpler system that worked just fine. 10. A computer program will always do what you tell it to do, but rarely what you want it to do.

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That Dang Vrus
by Rubberhead 30 Jan '04

30 Jan '04

No, I know I havent got the virus, I said that infected emails were being delivered to me, my virus prog has taken care of that. I was just saying, I dont blame anyone on the list if they are responsible for the virus spreading to me. These thing are sometimes beyond our control. Just be responsible, and get some software to deal with it. It just one of those spooky coincidences that I FINALLY got round to installing a virus checker. Peace out, and happy (virus free) computers for all Gary Rubberhead

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