Warning! Don't ever try to write a newsletter late at night under the influence of Percocet and Diet Mountain Dew. I don't know if it is hazardous to my health, but it does cause dizziness and deficiencies in accuracy. I wrote this morning that BYU was playing Gonzaga in Provo this coming Saturday. Technically that is true, but it is the women that are playing and not the men. Dave Rose and his crew won't face the Zags in Provo until next week on Jan. 28. That was the inaccuracy. It is not relevant, however, because the women won't be able to beat Gonzaga either. I promise the next issue will be written without Percocet and without the caffeine of Mountain Dew. Well, okay, I am lying. Please pardon the Percocet, but don' ask me yet to give up the Mountain Dew. Mourning my Mountain Dew mistake and always your Percocetic pal, hb