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Vol. 38, Issue 1- D, August 10, 2018
I’m Upping my Win Prediction to 8!
BYU will scrimmage in the stadium today, Saturday. It should tell us a lot about just how improved BYU will be this season, if at all.
The scrimmage will be closed except for family members, BYU football staff and big donors who want to see firsthand their ROI (rate of return) on their investment, but no sniveling *sycophants will be allowed. With my generous prediction, I am sure that some will give me the SS label.
* syc·o·phant
Noun
a person who acts *obsequiously toward someone important in order to gain advantage.
yes-man, bootlicker, brown-noser, toady, lickspittle, flatterer, flunky, lackey, spaniel, doormat, stooge, cringer, suck, suck-up "I thought you wanted a competent assistant, not a nodding sycophant"
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I’m not the only guy who thinks BYU will be better than expected. So does Las Vegas. The line keeps inching down.
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