Bindlestiff Family Cirkus Presents "High Heels & Red Noses" Beautiful, Strong Ladies! Handsome, Brave Men! All New Rocking Tunes! Bindlestiff Family Cirkus, after completing a successful seven-month run on New York City's 42nd Street, has taken its show on the road. The all-new Spring 2003 touring show is coming soon to a venue near you! Ringmistress Philomena invites you to the grandest spectacle Bindlestiff has ever taken on tour. High Heels & Red Noses is a show in which baggy-pants comedy meets cirkus splendor! With enough side-splitting slapstick, gratuitous glamour, burlesque humor, ensemble hijinks, and sheer heart-stopping thrills to satisfy the most discerning audience, High Heels & Red Noses features the world's best in variety entertainment. You will Witness: * Mr. Pennygaff Swallowing Swords, Sabres, Scissors, and Neon Tubes * Miss Saturn's Hypnotic Hula-Hoop Gyrations * The Non-Stop Pratfalls and Astounding Acrobatics of the Slapinski Brothers * Mistress Philomena's Precision Bull-Whip Mastery * A Homeland Security Song and Dance * The Crackerjack Cigar Box Manipulation of Adam Kuchler * The Amorous Antics of Matt Morgan, Comically Kissable Clown * Kinko the Clown's Diablo Tribute to Cirque du Soleil * Tanya Gagne's Infamous Trapeze Strip Tease * Jane of the Jungle's Astonishing Aerial Rope Contortions * Raja Azar and Tim Hoey Rocking Out as the Bindlestiff Family Cirkus Band * An All-Singing, All-Dancing, All-Juggling Finale! Check out our tour dates below. We are still looking for venues in Ohio, Pennsylvania and the New England States. If you have any suggestions or know of a theater or club that can bring us in off the road, e-mail bindles@myway.com. Here's our Schedule for the next two weeks: (For additional dates visit http://www.bindlestiff.org/schedule.html) May 3, Saturday, Velvet Lounge, 127 West Congress, Savannah, GA 31401, 912 236-0665 Showtime 10 pm, Tickets: $12/$10 clowns in make-up May 4, Sunday, Handlebar, 319 North Tarragona, Pensacola, FL 32501, 850-434-9060 Showtime 10 pm Tickets $10/$8 w/ costume May 8 & 9, A.R.K., 511 Marigny (at Decatur) New Orleans, LA 70117, $10/$8 in costume 9 pm doors 10:30 show May 12, Monday, Vortex, 2307 Manor Rd, Austin, TX 78722, 512-478-5282 7 pm and 10 pm, Tickets:$12/$10 w/ costume May 15, Thursday, Beachland Ballroom, 15711 Waterloo Rd.,Cleveland, OH 44110, 216-383-1124 8:30 pm Tickets $12/$10 in costume May 16, Friday, MadLab, 105 North Grant Ave., Columbus, OH 43215, 614-470-2333 11 pm, Tickets $12 in advance, $15 day of show May 17, Saturday, 123 Pleasant St., 123 Pleasant St. Morgantown, WV 26505, 304-292-0800 Tickets $10, Showtime at 11:00 pm You can read all about our exploits on our tour diary at http://cirkus.blogspot.com. If you do not want to receive future updates, reply to this message with the words "remove" in the subject. If you have previously requested to be removed and are still receiving our messages, include any alternative e-mails that may be forwarding messages to your e-mail box.